Reddit: [standing at a podium] “Citizens of the internet, I bring you our first decree as Head Social Media Website: Memes shall be considered a legitimate form of communication. Effective…

The platforms gathered once again, this time for the ultimate showdown: the election for Head Social Media Website. TikTok: [flipping their hair] “Obviously, I’m the trendsetter here. I’ve got dances,…

ChatGPT-Alpha-9000: [dramatic pause] “To save the digital universe, you must form an alliance. Only together can you defeat the final boss: The Forgotten Platforms.” Tumblr: [raising an eyebrow] “Forgotten platforms?…

By Antoinette Johnson As Spotify turns up the volume and chaos reigns, the room begins to shake again. A strange, retro 8-bit melody fills the air, and a small, pixelated…

As the platforms continue bickering, the sound of a dial-up modem suddenly echoes through the room. Everyone turns, confused, as an ancient, pixelated figure shuffles in.* Friendster: [adjusting their suspenders]…

MySpace: [dramatic entrance] “Well, well, well… Look who’s forgotten their roots.” Instagram: [whispers to TikTok] “Is that… MySpace?” TikTok: [barely holding in laughter] “I thought they went extinct. Like… digital…

By Antoinette Johnson Here’s my humorous skit idea that pokes fun at the quirks of different social media platforms: Title: “The Social Media Summit: Battle of the Platforms” Scene: All…

By Antoinette Johnson Every where I go, I’m always feeling like I’m not alone. Every step I take every move I make, I feel like I’m being watched. Every time…

By Antoinette Johnson When you’re doing good in life and people pretend to like you so they try to blend in to see everything you do but won’t congratulate you…

By Antoinette Johnson I promise you, son, no matter what the cost, no matter what the situation is, I will always support and guide you in the right direction of…