“Funny how broke memories remember rich friendships. I don’t owe you a penny, a conversation, or a flashback. #RealityDundidItAgain #FakeFriendsAlert #BlessedAndUnbothered”

“The enemy clapped for your wins…They just didn’t clap loud enough to drown out their jealousy.#RealityDundidItAgain #BeCareful #RealEnergyOnly”

Garage Queen Chronicles Skit 4: “The Contract Attack: How I Outlawyered Their Lawyer”(RealityDundidItAgain Comedy Skit #4) Scene 1: [Flashback Setup — The Snake Plan] (Camera shows me sitting calm in…

Garage Queen Chronicles Skit 3: “Brunch, Broken Dreams, and a Broken Glove Compartment”(RealityDundidItAgain Comedy Skit #3) — Scene 1: [Opening – Brunch “Invitation”] (Camera shows my phone buzzing.) Text Message:…

By Antoinette Johnson “Frankly, I’m Too Real For Y’all”(RealityDundidItAgain Comedy Skit #2) — Scene 1: [Flashback – Mother.F. Lier Begging Me] (Camera shows Mother.F. Lier pacing around like a broke…

By Antoinette Johnson