🎬 Episode 1: “Get Out & Get On That Pole”Opening SceneWe open on a dusty old front porch in the South, around midnight. Madea (young Mabel) is sneaking back home, heels in her hand, hair all wild, makeup smudged. She thinks she’s slick.Madea (whispering):> “Oouu chile, I almost got caught by them rottweilers next door. My legs tired than a mug — lemme tiptoe before Mama heard me.”Suddenly, the screen door swings open, BOOM! Her mama stands there with a switch in hand, headscarf on, looking like she been waiting all night.Madea’s Mama:> “Mabel Simmons! Where the hell you been? The church fish fry ain’t run this late!”Madea (rolling her eyes):> “I was at Sister Bernice house… she had a long prayer service… and some ribs.”Mama (pointing the switch):> “Lyin’ heffa! You been runnin’ them streets, hangin’ with them lowdown boys, smellin’ like gin and pork skins! You think you grown? Then get the hell out my house!”