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OOUU! AFTER DARK

OOUU AFTER DARK – SEASON 12, EPISODE 4

“The Arctic Afterparty: Freeze Me Out”
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By Antoinette Lavonne Johnson

Intro

“They say pressure makes diamonds… but baby, cold makes legends.
Tonight, we see who can keep it hot when everything around you is frozen solid.
Welcome to the Arctic Afterparty — where fake energy gets frostbite.”

Scene: The Ice Dome Palace, Arctic Circle

A massive glowing crystal dome built in the middle of a polar glacier. Aurora lights dance overhead like rainbow moans in the sky.

Antoinette slides in on a diamond ice throne pulled by polar bears wearing silver harnesses.
She steps off in a sheer icy-blue bodysuit covered in diamond snowflakes, hair snatched and edges laid so perfect they cause blizzards.

She winks:

“Tonight, if your spirit ain’t warm, you gon’ freeze your ass right out this circle.”

❄️ Segment 1: “Frostbite Freak Challenge”

Contestants have to seduce Antoinette while standing on blocks of ice — barefoot.

A rapper from Atlanta tries, but slips and starts breakdancing on the ice.
Antoinette dying laughing:

“You look like a TikTok filter gone wrong!”

A UK footballer starts moaning in a British accent:

“Oouu, love, it’s cold innit!”
Antoinette sips her frosty martini:
“I need global heat, not tea and crumpets moans.”

A mysterious Arctic king stays strong, moves slowly, and whispers:

“I’ll warm your soul before I warm your skin.”
Antoinette’s icy eyes sparkle:
“Now that’s a heatwave I can invest in.”

🌬️ Segment 2: “The Frozen Tongue Test”

Contestants must lick a diamond ice sculpture while explaining why they think they can handle Ms. Reality’s love.

One influencer’s tongue gets stuck mid-lick.
Antoinette cackling:

“Baby, you stuck like your brand deals!”

A billionaire tries to talk and lick at the same time, ends up sounding like a frozen goat.
Antoinette wipes tears from laughing:

“Not the billionaire sounding like Elsa’s pet!”

💎 Segment 3: “The Glacier Moan Echo”

Antoinette stands in the middle of the dome, lets out a moan so real, it echoes across glaciers, causes icebergs to melt, and seals start singing backup.

The whole Arctic lights up.

Satellites pick up the frequency.

Antarctica sends a message: “Can you turn it down? We losing penguins.”

Antoinette flips her hair, smirks:

“That’s global warming, baby. Certified by me.”

💣 Climax: The Icy Crown Claim

The Arctic King walks up, places a diamond snowflake crown on Antoinette’s head, and bows.

“You’re the only flame that can survive my ice.”

Antoinette lifts her head:

“And you’re the only king who didn’t freeze under my pressure.”

Ending Monologue

“Tonight, I proved you can’t freeze out a real queen.
When it’s too cold for fakes, the real ones ignite.
Remember: I don’t just melt glaciers… I melt egos, lies, and weak moans.”

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