OOUU AFTER DARK – SEASON 11, EPISODE 4

“The Intergalactic Exorcism: Past Lovers vs. Cosmic Ancestors”
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By Antoinette Lavonne Johnson

Intro

“They thought they could spin the block in this lifetime…
But they forgot my ancestors don’t play about me — especially when I’m wearing my cosmic crown.”

Scene: The Moonlight Throne Room

Ms. Reality sits on a glowing moonstone throne in a shimmering gold catsuit.
Ancestral drums echo softly in the galaxy as incense smoke spirals into star-shaped patterns.

She sips cosmic wine and whispers:

“Tonight, we send some old souls back to the dusty dimensions they came from.”

Main Storyline

Past lovers float into the throne room, thinking they can haunt Ms. Reality’s new empire.
Instead, they get read for filth by her ancestors — all while a sexy, futuristic drum line plays.

💀 Past Lover #1: The Spiritual Hustler

Shows up wearing fake crystals and sage bundles.

“I came to cleanse you and align your chakras.”

Ms. Reality cackles:

“You can’t even align your cash app, baby. My ancestors say return to sender.”

Ancestor Spirit (appears glowing in gold):

“Remove his WiFi access to your spirit, immediately!”

🫦 Past Lover #2: The Sneaky Link Turned Situationship

Tries to crawl back saying,

“I miss our moonlit nights.”

Ms. Reality raises her eyebrow:

“Baby, the only moon you need to worry about is the one my ancestors gon’ show when they kick you into orbit.”

Ancestor Spirit:

“Your energy is as stale as week-old yoni steam. Be gone!”

🎤 Past Lover #3: The Fake Business Guru

Says,

“I can help you expand your brand to Pluto.”

Ms. Reality laughs:

“You still can’t get past Section 8 with them fake LLCs. My cosmic empire is standing strong without your Groupon hustle.”

Ancestor Spirit (holding cosmic sage):

“We banish all clout chasers from the cosmos! May your next DM be left on read forever.”

Middle Scene: Cosmic Twerk Ceremony

Ms. Reality performs a spiritual twerk ritual, calling in her ancestors to help cleanse the galaxy.
Each bounce shakes meteors, each clap sends the exes further into the abyss.

“This is what spiritual warfare looks like when your ancestors got rhythm and receipts.”

Climax: The Final Ancestral Verdict

Ms. Reality stands on the moon throne, ancestors form a glowing protective circle.

“Y’all thought you could ghost me then haunt me? My ancestors said that was your final lifetime audition… and you failed.”

The past lovers are teleported back to Earth, landing in group chats full of other ghosted souls.

Ending Monologue

“Past lovers, don’t spin the block when the block has been blessed, sage’d, and locked down by the ancestors.
I don’t just glow up — I glow galaxies.
And remember… my love isn’t a second chance. It’s a once-in-a-universe opportunity.”

Teaser for Episode 5:
“The Cosmic Wedding: Who can handle the queen’s heart (and her ancestors’ background checks)?”