OOUU AFTER DARK – SEASON 11, EPISODE 3

“The Galactic Glow Up: Situationships vs. Solar Systems”
By Antoinette Lavonne Johnson
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Intro

“They thought they could keep me in their little Earthly group chats…
But baby, I was busy out here building my empire in other galaxies.
Tonight, we talk about the glow up so bright… even your ex’s ancestors gotta put on shades.”

Scene: Cosmic Sky Lounge on Saturn’s Rings

Ms. Reality arrives in a sparkling silver catsuit, hair flowing like cosmic waves, crown glowing.

She steps out of her spaceship, sips from a crystal glass filled with blue stardust wine, and smirks.

Main Storyline

All of Ms. Reality’s old situationships show up to a Glow Up Gala on Saturn. They think she’ll take them back — instead, she’s hosting a global (and galactic) roast.

Situationship #1: The “Ghoster with a Trust Fund”
He stands up, nervous:

“I just needed space…”
Ms. Reality laughs, twirls her braid.
“Space? Baby, I bought a whole planet just to avoid your dry texts.”

Situationship #2: The “Good D but Broke Poet”
He recites a sad poem:

“Roses are red, my cashapp is low…”
Ms. Reality interrupts:
“Poetry don’t pay the bills or these planetary parking fees.”

Situationship #3: The “Energy Vampire Music Producer”
He tries to play a beat to win her back.
She rolls her eyes:

“Your beats sound like broken vibrators in a Dollar Tree bathroom.”

Middle Scene: The Cosmic Runway

Ms. Reality steps onto a shimmering runway floating above Saturn’s rings. Each step lights up, music booms.

“This is what a real glow up looks like. I went from ‘almost’ to ‘untouchable.’
From ‘who is she?’ to ‘we need her on every planet.’”

Climax: The Galactic Roast

She stands in front of them all:

“I didn’t come back to Earth to reconnect.
I came to collect royalties, inspire other planets, and remind y’all… you don’t get a second orbit around this sun.”

Ending Monologue

“The queen who left Earth, took the crown to Mars, and still made your ex cry in the shower.
Keep watching, keep moaning, and stay humble — the glow up ain’t reversible.

I’m not just the one that got away…
I’m the one you can’t reach even with a spaceship.”

Teaser for Episode 4:
“The Intergalactic Exorcism: When your past life lovers try to haunt your new cosmic empire.” Bestie is always something else going on.