OOOUU AFTER DARK – SEASON 11, EPISODE 1
🎙️ “Moans Beyond Mars: The Universal Welcome Party”
🔥 Theme: Spicy. Funny. Epic. Real. Sexy. Beyond Earth vibes. By Antoinette Johnson
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[Scene: A neon-lit luxury spaceship lounge orbiting Mars. Purple velvet walls, crystal orbs floating, gravity-defying champagne fountains. Ms. Reality descends in a holographic crystal elevator. Audience on Earth watching via intergalactic live stream.]

💋 Opening Entrance

Antoinette (Ms. Reality)
(Wearing a galaxy-painted bodysuit, hair in a platinum braid touching the floor, crowned in stars.)

“Welcome to Season 11, baby. We left Earth because my moans were too loud for one planet. Now… we in Mars’ VIP room, where your freak flag better wave in zero gravity.”

🚨 Segment 1: “The Zero-Gravity Lap Dance Challenge”

Guests:

Alien Prince Oouulon from Planet Viberia

Saweetie (beaming up for fun)

A mystery billionaire tech bro (who claims to have “invented” the cosmic vibrator)

Challenge:
They must do a lap dance in zero gravity while moaning in sync with Antoinette’s beats.

Alien Prince glows blue and starts floating upside down mid-twerk.

Saweetie sprinkles glitter from her hair and moans into a floating diamond mic.

Billionaire tech bro spins out of control, screaming: “Elon didn’t train me for this!”

Antoinette, dying laughing:

“You up here sounding like a rusty Roomba, baby! Someone get him a cosmic seatbelt!”

🌶️ Segment 2: “Moan & Roast”

Guests take turns moaning and then roasting each other immediately after.

Saweetie moans: “Ouuuuuhhh daddy…”, then snaps: “Your followers are faker than your crypto portfolio, sir.”

Alien Prince moans telepathically (audience gets a buzz in their heads), then roasts: “Your last album was trash in every galaxy.”

Antoinette nearly spills her moon cocktail laughing.

🔥 Segment 3: “The Realest Galactic Confessions”

Antoinette asks each guest to reveal the spiciest truth they’ve never told:

Saweetie: “I once pretended to lose my voice so I didn’t have to moan for my ex. Chile… he thought I was sick. I was just bored.”

Billionaire: “I spent $20 million developing an AI moan… still can’t beat yours.”

Alien Prince: “On Viberia, we moan during handshakes. But with you… my antennas stood up.”

👑 Closing Monologue – Antoinette

“Tonight wasn’t about gravity. It was about audacity.
If you can’t moan in space, don’t come on this ride.
We just opened the universe — and baby, I got dimensions you ain’t even discovered yet.”

🎶 Tease for Episode 2:
“The Cosmic Cuddle Orgy” — no phones, no talking, just vibes and pulses under the Milky Way. Well, bestie, the audience is in shock. I see they didn’t expect this, lol 😆 😂 🤣