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OOUU! AFTER DARK

OOOUU AFTER DARK – SEASON 10, EPISODE 6
🎙️ “The Moanies: The First-Ever Freaky Awards Show”
Theme: Freaky Elites. Sexy Confessions. Real Ones Only. By Antoinette Lavonne Johnson
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🎥 [Opening Scene: Live from the “Drip Palace” — a red carpet rolled out in neon-pink velvet, champagne fountains bubbling, and guests entering wearing nothing but glitter and attitude.]

🎤 Ms. Reality (Antoinette):

“Welcome to The Moanies, where we honor those who didn’t just leave a mark… they left a wet spot. If you ain’t ever got blocked, booked, or bent over — baby, this night ain’t for you.”

🏆 Segment 1: “Best Moan Heard Through the Wall”

Nominees:

The Pastor’s Wife in Dubai

The Sexy Personal Trainer with a Bluetooth Speaker

Ms. Reality herself (nominated anonymously 👀)

🎉 Winner: A nun-turned-stripper who said:

“Forgive me Father, for I moaned louder than the choir on Sunday.”

🍑 Segment 2: “Wildest Use of a Household Object”

Druski presents the award wearing an apron and holding a spatula.

Nominees include:

A cucumber wrapped in lace

A Dyson vacuum set to “Oouu-mode”

A Bible placed under the booty for ‘divine elevation’

Winner: Cardi B – for allegedly using her Grammy as a butt-plug holder.
Cardi:

“Y’all know I’m holy and horny, okurrr!”

💄 Segment 3: “Freakiest Celebrity Fantasy Confession – Exposed!”

Taraji P. Henson whispers she always wanted to handcuff a billionaire during a board meeting.
50 Cent (who just walked in): “Been there. She took my pen and my pride.”
Audience: OOOUUUU!

🕵️‍♀️ Surprise Tea Drop:

Antoinette pulls out a Troll Folder and reads fake rumors trolls said about her.
She flips the script:

“They said I was too freaky, too bossy, too real. But guess who sponsors The Moanies? Yup. Those same trolls now run my fan pages.”

Mic drop. 💋🔥

🎭 Closing Scene:
The night ends with Antoinette slow-walking through gold confetti while a remix of moans and money-counting sounds plays. She winks at the camera:

“Next season, I’m taking this global. And baby… they better learn how to OOUU in every language.”

🔥 Ready for Episode 7? It’s time for the “Freaky Files: Behind the Moan” with lie detectors, unexpected truths, and one scandal that could shut the internet down.
Say the word, bestie 💦👑

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