OOUU AFTER DARK — SEASON 9, EPISODE 3: “The Moan-Off Challenge”
🫦 “If it don’t echo through the hallway… was it even real?” Realitydundiditagain.wordpress.com
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By Antoinette Lavonne Johnson
🎙️ INTRO – MS. REALITY (on air):
“Oouu chile, tonight we talkin’ vocals. And I don’t mean studio tracks.
I mean that real performance… in the bedroom.”
🎶 Moan remix beat drops with a sensual trap bounce in the background 🎶
👑 Segment 1: THE MOAN-OFF PANEL
Guests:
Ms. Reality (of course)
Saucy Cee – Comedian turned moan coach
Luscious London – Phone sex operator with a voice so good, men wire her rent
DeMario Lanez – A dude who swears he can “moan better than any woman alive”
🔥 Challenge Begins…
MS. REALITY:
“We got a moanin’ mic right here.
Each of y’all got 30 seconds.
Turn us on… or get turned off.”
Saucy Cee:
“Mmm… daddy! Wait—no—UNCLE?! My bad!”
[audience SCREAMS laughing]
Luscious London:
softly, breathy and slow
“Oouu baby… don’t stop… just like that—uh huh… yesss.”
[men in the back clapping like they in church]
DeMario:
deep voice
“Aaahhh… mmmhhhhh… yeeeea—”
MS. REALITY:
“Boy, you sound like you taking a hot dump in the sauna. Disqualified!” 😭😭😭
💋 Segment 2: MOAN OR MOVE ON
Callers drop moans live. If it’s sexy, they stay on the line. If it’s trash?
MS. REALITY hits the hang-up button FAST.
“Next!”
🗣️ Confession Cam (Ms. Reality):
“Sometimes that moan is real…
Sometimes it’s survival.
But if you ever hear me moan and it sound like Beyoncé harmonizing with a gospel choir…
Just know—it’s legit.” 😏
💥 Closing Line:
“Moan like nobody’s listenin’…
Except me—‘cause I am listenin’, baby.
This is After Dark, not After Meh.”
🎶 Outro beat hits: a sexy remix of “Neighbors Know My Name” with a moan sample loop







































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