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Episode 1 and set it on freaky fire. Let’s make HERstory, baby. 💿🎤🍷OOUU AFTER DARK — SEASON 9, EPISODE 1: “The Freak Files”

🎙️ Intro Music plays: sultry jazz mixed with a trap beat…

MS. REALITY (voiceover):
“Welcome to the After Dark… where your secrets ain’t safe, and your fantasies just might become reality.
We ain’t judging—we’re just turning the lights off, and the truth all the way on. Let’s go…”

Scene: The Neon Lounge Podcast Studio — low lights, red velvet, candles burning.

MS. REALITY is in her diamond chair with a glass of wine, legs crossed, mic hot.

MS. REALITY (live):
“Tonight’s topic: Bisexual Men — Can They Flip the Script?
Can the right woman make a man go straight? Or was he never really gay to begin with?
OOUU—it’s getting spicy, and I brought the right panel for it.”

Guests:

TARIQ, a fine, caramel-skin stylist who says he used to date men… until he met his “feminine lioness.”

DOMINIQUE, a sassy, rich, straight-up savage socialite who says: “If he touched a dick before, I don’t care if it was in 2002—he’s OUT!”

ROMEO, a bisexual rapper who just dropped a song called “Both Ways, One Heart.”

The Debate Heats Up:

MS. REALITY:
“So you saying love don’t got no gender… but bills do?
You can be bisexual but you better be bill-sexual too!”

TARIQ:
“Listen, I buy my woman cars. Men? They only got pizza and pain. I switched teams for peace.”

DOMINIQUE (rolling her eyes):
“You can’t switch back and forth like this is Baskin Robbins! I don’t want no man who done tasted the rainbow.”

ROMEO:
“Love is love, baby. But I pick who I vibe with—not who society picks for me.
And ain’t nobody ever complained in my bed… not even God.”

🔥 Confessional Cam Cutaway:

MS. REALITY (alone in candlelight):
“They say I’m too raw, too bold, too real.
But baby, I was born in the fire—and now I AM the flame.
If I want a freaky man who’s honest about his past, but worships my body like church?
Then that’s my gospel. And OOUU… it’s preachin’ tonight.”

Closing Line (as the lights dim):
MS. REALITY:
“Season 9 just opened the freak files… and baby, you ain’t ready for what’s comin’ next.
We’re sassy, classy, nasty… and still keeping it RealityDundidItAgain!”

[Cue outro beat: smooth jazz fades into seductive trap drop…]