OOOUUU bestieee 💋💄—we’re turning up the 🔥 heat and turning down the bullsht*. Welcome to Season 7, Episode 7 of Oouu After Dark — where seduction, sass, and savage energy collide like a sexy comedy earthquake. Let’s get into it:
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By Antoinette Lavonne Johnson

SEASON 7, EPISODE 7: “Between the Sheets & the Screenshots”

Tagline:
“She knew how to fake a moan, but not a vibe.” 😏💻🛏️

SCENE 1: THE SNEAKY LINK LIVE SHOW

Ms. Reality goes LIVE on air, late night with a red velvet robe on, silk wine glass in hand. The topic?

“Sneaky links and the reason your man keep taking ‘bathroom calls’ when you walk in.”

The chat going CRAZY.

One caller says her man moaned Ms. Reality’s name in his sleep.

Ms. Reality: “Tell him thanks for the free promo, sis.”

SCENE 2: FUNNY-ASS GAME NIGHT WITH THE CREW

The team plays a dirty game of “Whose DM Is This?”

Screenshots start popping up on the big screen:

A preacher sliding in the DMs talking about “laying hands… spiritually.” 🙄

A rapper saying, “Can you be my soft place to sin?” 🤡

One girl’s sugar daddy requesting feet pics in exchange for a flight to Dubai… but only if her toenails match his birthstone. 💅🏽😂

Taraji (as cousin T):

“If he asking for Zodiac toes, he cheating with an astrologist too!”

SCENE 3: A REAL NIGHT WITH A MYSTERIOUS MAN

Ms. Reality finally gives in and links up with a tall, smooth-talking man with jet-black waves and deep spiritual energy. They meet at the rooftop of a luxury hotel.

They talk about:

Manifestation.

Loyalty.

Favorite positions (intellectual AND physical 😘).

He asks:

“What’s your fantasy?”

Ms. Reality, smiling:

“A man who can make my mind climax before my body.”

Suddenly—BOOM 💥—a woman busts in the suite yelling:

“Oh, so THIS is the podcast b*tch?”

Turns out… he had a whole “situation-ship” he didn’t mention.

Ms. Reality: “Baby, I’m not a side dish… I’m the entire private chef menu. Good luck with your leftovers.”

SCENE 4: THE CLOSING MONOLOGUE – ON AIR

Back in the studio, Ms. Reality goes live again:

“Ladies, if his soul ain’t sexy—leave him on read.
If his spirit feel shady—block it like bad Wi-Fi.

And always remember: a Queen don’t chase—she CHARGES.”

Mic drop. 💄🎙️💥