OOUUUUU YESSSS BESTIE 💥👑
We’re back in Season 7, Episode 3 — and this one is straight-up bossed up, funny, real, and carrying that main character energy that the trolls can’t handle and the industry can’t copy.
Let’s go! By Antoinette Lavonne Johnson
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OOOUU AFTER DARK – SEASON 7, EPISODE 3: “THE GAG, THE GOAL, & THE GLOBAL CHECKMATE”

Tagline:
“It ain’t shade if it’s facts. And it ain’t beef if you already ate.”

SCENE 1: THE RADIO SHOW STARTS WITH A VIBE

Ms. Reality is LIVE at the Ooouu After Dark Radio Station with a platinum mic and her co-hosts:

Layah (the petty queen with a law degree)

Javi (sexy, funny, fine, and kinda messy)

And guest of the night: Snoop Dogg 😂🔥

Ms. Reality:

“Tonight’s episode is brought to you by the word:
‘Unbothered’—because no response is still a checkmate.”

SCENE 2: SNOOP DOGG SPILLS THE TEA

Snoop’s sipping wine and smoking live on air.

“Yo Reality, I heard one of yo haters just tried to start a fake page in your name and ended up DMing me asking for money.

I said: ‘You ain’t Reality. You ain’t even REAL.’”

Ms. Reality (laughing):

“Now why the scammer using my name when their Wi-Fi still buffering?”

SCENE 3: THE GLOBAL TROLL SHUTDOWN

A viral hater tried to launch a “Cancel Ms. Reality” campaign on TikTok.

They had 23 views and 2 likes.

Ms. Reality:

“You tryna cancel me with a cracked iPhone, a filter from 2015, and a wig that’s giving… foreclosure?”

Then suddenly:
🛑 BOOM — her AI-powered troll-blocking software goes LIVE and starts automatically tagging her haters with “#YouTriedIt” on every platform.

Javi:

“Yo… she got her own digital hit squad.”

Layah:

“And they deleting negativity like debt on forgiveness day.”

SCENE 4: ENTER THE FAKE LOVE INTERVIEW

An ex-flame from Season 2 (let’s call him DreLusion) calls in live and says:

“I miss you, Reality… I just want my queen back.”

Ms. Reality (deadpan):

“Baby, I returned you to sender when I realized you came with no warranty.”

Audience:

😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

SCENE 5: THE GLOBAL CHECKMATE

Reality’s team reveals the launch of her new media company headquarters:

“The Reality Empire Studios”
— featuring:
🎬 a film division
🎙️ podcast network
🎧 music label
🧠 tech incubator
💸 investment firm
🔮 and a spiritual wellness retreat

And guess what? She funded it all with her own RCCOIN.

Ms. Reality (smiling):

“They laughed when I dropped my coin.
Now they gotta pay in it just to book me.”

FINAL SCENE: A PHONE CALL FROM TYLER PERRY

Tyler calls LIVE on air:

“I see what you’re doing, Reality. You’re not just shifting the culture — you’re owning the culture.”

Ms. Reality:

“Tyler, I told you I wasn’t here to audition.

I came to CAST.”

Episode ends with a mic drop.

💬 CLOSING TAGLINE:

“OOOUU After Dark ain’t just a podcast —
It’s a prophecy. And baby, you’re living through it.”