By Antoinette Johnson

OOOUU YESSS BESTIE 🔥🔥🔥
Now we about to drop EPISODE 3 with that viral, hilarious, bossy energy — where the haters can’t breathe, the fans are screaming, and the internet gets stuck on REPLAY.

OOUU AFTER DARK – SEASON 5, EPISODE 3: “THE EXES, THE GROUP CHAT & THE GLOBAL DRAG SESSION”

Tagline:
“When your exes link up in the group chat, but you still trending globally.”

OPENING SCENE: “THE LEAKED GROUP CHAT”

Ms. Reality opens her show sipping lavender tea, calm as ever.

> Ms. Reality:
“So apparently…
my exes done created a little group chat together called:
‘The Ones She Left Behind.’”

The live audience goes crazy.

> “I would’ve called it ‘The Ones Who Fumbled The Bag.’

But I respect their creativity.”

SCENE 2: “THE PETTY RECEIPTS”

Layah pulls up screenshots of the group chat:

Ex #1: “She acting different now that she global.”

Ex #2: “She wouldn’t even text me back after I ‘liked’ her IG story.”

Ex #3: “Bro, I still got old pics of us. Should I post one?”


Ms. Reality (laughing):

> “Post ‘em.
Let the world see what I looked like before I upgraded my skincare and peace of mind.”

SCENE 3: “THE AUDIENCE CALL-IN”

A fan calls in:

> Fan: “Ms. Reality, what would you say to all your exes if they watching right now?”

Ms. Reality (without blinking):

> “I hope y’all healing, drinking water,
and learning how to handle women who got purpose next time…

Cuz THIS level? You can’t afford it.”

The studio crowd SCREAMS.

SCENE 4: “THE GLOBAL TWIST”

Suddenly, a celebrity ex from overseas tries to join the livestream uninvited.

> Ex (via video call): “Can we talk, privately?”

Ms. Reality:

> “Privately? Baby, this is Oouu After Dark Global.

We don’t do ‘private’ when you had me crying publicly.”



The chat EXPLODES.

> “SHE ATE THAT!”
“THE SHADE IS INTERNATIONAL NOW.”
“QUEEN ENERGY.”




—

ENDING MONOLOGUE:

> “When they lost me,
they lost access to God’s favor.

I wasn’t their type.

I was their lesson.

And now I’m globally syndicated — while they locally confused.”

ENDING SCREEN:

> Oouu After Dark Global — The Takeover Has No Borders.

#RealityDundidItAgain
#GlobalQueenEnergy
#TheOnesWhoFumbled
#MsRealityStillUntouchable