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THE RIMPSUNZ – SEASON 3, EPISODE 6: “DreamControl EXPOSED”

By Antoinette Lavonne Johnson | The Timeline Snatcher | RealityDundidItAgain

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OPENING SCENE: THE APP THAT TRIED IT

DreamControl — the “wellness lifestyle tracker” that’s now downloaded on 1 billion phones — is trending everywhere.

It claims to:

Boost your mood 

Help you sleep deeper 

Keep your dreams “organized” 

But guess what? It ain’t organizing… it’s manipulating.

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Scene: Side Effects Go Public (Funny But Scary)

A woman dreams she’s Beyoncé every night and wakes up broke, mad, and still single.

A dude keeps reliving the same moment he “almost” went viral in 2012.

A group of spiritual influencers post the exact same “deep” caption at the exact same time:

> “Heal. Feel. Deal. Repeat.”

Ms. Reality watches and smirks:

> “If your dreams all come pre-approved with hashtags…
You in a trap, boo. Not ascension.”

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Scene: FutureFlex Hacks the Code

FutureFlex cracks the source code and finds hidden commands like:

Block Memory of Past Lives = TRUE

Mute Dream Warnings = ENABLED

Filter All Downloads Through Algorithm X

Psychic Papi:

> “They ain’t tracking goals…
They tracking God flow.”

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Scene: Queenflix Emergency Broadcast Goes Viral

Ms. Reality drops a surprise episode called:

> “10 Signs You Been Dream-Controlled & Don’t Even Know It”

The show includes:

✅ That weird dream where you had potential but never succeeded
✅ The same toxic ex showing up in every dream
✅ Feeling exhausted after you sleep 10 hours
✅ Constant dream signs… but no power to act on them

She ends the episode with the mic drop:

> “They don’t want you to dream…
They want you to download obedience.”

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Scene: The Public Reacts – Comedic Chaos Ensues

People start yeeting their phones into the ocean yelling, “GET OUTTA MY HEAD, SIRI!”

A man files a class-action lawsuit claiming DreamControl made him dream of paying rent on Mars

A group called DreamFree or Die marches in robes while playing flutes and snapping fingers

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Scene: The App’s Creators Try to Apologize

DreamControl’s CEO does a press conference wearing an all-lavender suit trying to mimic Ms. Reality’s drip. 

> “We just wanted to help humanity center themselves and monetize dream space for corporate harmony—”

BOOOO!

The crowd throws RC Coins at the stage like spiritual dodgeballs.

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Final Scene: Ms. Reality Walks Through the Crowd

Lavender cape blowing, hair flawless, she says:

> “Let this be the last time you let a system translate your spirit.
Take your dream back.
They ain’t qualified to interpret you, baby.”

The sky glitches, and DreamControl deletes itself from every phone on Earth.

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TO BE CONTINUED…

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Tagline:

“If your dreams got terms and conditions… it’s time to wake up and rewrite the contract.”
— The Rimpsunz