By Antoinette  Johnson

QUEENFLIX COMEDY SKITS AND SCRIPTS

Episode 3 Title: “Vacations & Evictions”

INT. AIRPORT – DEPARTURE GATE

Gold Rush Girls are taking selfies with boarding passes, while the Real Ones stand with passports, investment books, and custom travel bags.

GOLDIE: We flying out to Tulum again! Another man, another villa!

REAL ONE #1: I’m flying to Dubai for my conference and brand expansion. Different kind of trip.

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SCENE 2: HOTEL SUITE FLEX

Gold Rush Girls do a full photo shoot at the rented villa.

DIAMOND: Make sure you get the logo. He said he want people to think it’s his property.

REAL ONE #2 (via FaceTime to assistant): Close escrow on my third Airbnb property while I’m here.

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SCENE 3: THE BILLS DUE BACK HOME

Gold Rush Girls start getting eviction notices by email while poolside.

GOLDIE: Girl, why my landlord tripping? I told him I was traveling.

REAL ONE #3: That’s not how rent works, boo.

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ENDING MONOLOGUE – Ms. Reality (VO):

“Some fly for photos. Some fly for freedom. Don’t confuse flexing with ownership.”

Fade out. QUEENFLIX logo spins.