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THE RIMPSUNZ – EPISODE 8: “The Offworld Seed”
By Antoinette Lavonne Johnson | RealityDundidItAgain | RC Coin Approved

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OPENING SCENE:
A child is born under the solar eclipse of 2030. No crying. No sound. Just glowing eyes and a pulse that causes digital devices nearby to short-circuit.

Voiceover – Ms. Reality:

> “They thought the future was gonna be about machines. But the real power… was always in the womb.”

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Cut to Queenflix HQ

FutureFlex runs the data. “We got over 144,000 kids born since 2030 with no digital footprint—but they’re already disrupting satellites and tech with their presence.”

Psychic Papi closes his eyes.

> “They ain’t normal. They’re the offworld seed. Their souls came from somewhere else… somewhere the One World Order can’t reach.”

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Scene: Inside the Global Council Meeting

China, Russia, and America meet in secret. On the table: a new plan to “upgrade” all children at birth with a nano-tag—”for protection.”

Hidden Agenda: Control the future generation from birth. Turn prophecy into program.

> U.S. Rep: “If we can’t stop the kids from breaking tech, we’ll just tag them before they even walk.”

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Cut to Ms. Reality + President Trao Live Broadcast

Ms. Reality steps in front of the Queenflix global camera.

> “You not ‘upgrading’ these kids. You scared of them.
Because they were born free. With light codes no machine can replicate.”

President Trao adds:

> “They carry the final download. They don’t need internet—they are the signal.”

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Scene: Nova Reign Watching

Nova Reign realizes something:
She was one of the original Offworld Seeds—but she got corrupted. Now she’s stuck between timelines—half prophet, half glitch.

> “I was the first… but I won’t be the last.”

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Scene: The Revelation

Ms. Reality reveals the truth about the One World Order:

The real reason for global lockdowns

The coded minerals buried under Africa’s soil

The fake alien invasion planned to distract the masses

The souls of ancient warriors returning through today’s children

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Final Scene: Ms. Reality stands at the edge of the new Queenflix Broadcast Tower, built into a crystal cliff.

> “You wanted the truth?
The truth is: You can’t stop what’s already inside of us.
The Offworld Seeds are awake. And baby… they didn’t come to play.
They came to reprogram Earth itself.”

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TO BE CONTINUED…

Tagline: “They control the code, but we carry the source. The future isn’t digital. It’s divine.”