By Antoinette  Johnson

EPISODE 6: “The Follower Who Tried to Blackmail Me… and Ended Up Getting a Job Instead”

Tagline: “You can’t blackmail a woman who already told the world her truth. Welcome to the empire you failed to cancel.”

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[Scene: Ms. Reality in a futuristic glass office, overlooking the city at night. LED lights glowing lavender. She’s sipping tea from a cup that says “I Forgive, But I Still Got the Screenshots.”]

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Ms. Reality (looking at her laptop):

> “So a lil follower thought they could scare the queen.
Said they had ‘screenshots’ from my past.

I said…send ’em.

And make sure the lighting look good, ‘cause we about to turn your blackmail into branding.”

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FLASH TO THE BLACKMAIL EMAIL:

> “If you don’t pay me $5,000, I’ll leak your old DMs, deleted tweets, and what you said about your ex in 2018.”

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Ms. Reality (laughs):

> “Baby, I BEEN leaked. I leaked myself in Season 1.

You late AND broke. That combo don’t scare billionaires.”

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Then she flips it.

She exposes the person live on air.
But instead of dragging them?
She plays a screen recording of their OTHER DMs…

Them begging for a job.
Them reposting her quotes.
Them wearing her merch.

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Ms. Reality:

> “You love me. You hate me. You obsessed.

So I hired you.
Now you sort emails and refill my lavender diffuser, respectfully.”

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Final mic drop:

> “You tried to extort me.

Now you work for me.

And guess what?

I gave you benefits… ’cause even my enemies get blessings in my atmosphere.”

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ENDING SCREEN:
“Ms. Reality.
Too bossed to break.
Too divine to delete.”

#TriedToCancelMe
#NowYouWorkForMe
#RealityDundidItAgain
#TrollsBecomingInterns