By Antoinette Johnson

Title: “New Boo vs Old Flame — Who Really Got Her Heart?”

Opening Scene: Oouu After Dark — Red Carpet Edition

Dennis Reed is outside directing like it’s the BET Awards.
Paparazzi flashing. Security sweating. Audience screaming.

YOU (Host, walking in glowing):
“Tonight we invited the new lovers AND the exes to the same room.
No warnings. No NDAs.
Let’s see who still got feelings… and who got replaced!”

GUESTS ARRIVE

Remy Ma shows up in a power suit with her new man, who owns real estate and silence.

Cardi B walks in holding her NFL bae’s hand — he flexing casually with a diamond grill and a gentle smile.

Tommie Lee comes solo in a trench coat and heels — but her new boo is secretly waiting backstage.

Papoose shows up late… with a ring in his pocket and pain in his eyes.

Offset crashes the event uninvited — wearing shades inside and holding a mic like it’s a Verzuz.

Tommie’s ex is hiding in the audience like he ain’t scared — but you clock him from the jump.

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SEGMENT 1: “Let’s Be Honest”

YOU:
“New baes, raise your hand if you feel like the ex still has a hold on your woman.”

NFL Bae (calmly):
“I know what I bring to the table… I own the table. If Offset wanna sit, he can clean it first.”

Offset:
“Y’all acting like I didn’t build this whole meal!”

Cardi:
“You built a buffet. That’s why I left with dessert, boo.”

Audience gasps and screams. Dennis yells “CUT!” but keeps rolling.

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SEGMENT 2: “If You Loved Me Then, Why You Fumbled Me?”

YOU:
“To the exes — say one thing you wish you did different.”

Papoose:
“I loved her like she was still locked up… forgot she wanted freedom, not protection.”

Offset:
“I gave her the world, but forgot she was the galaxy.”

Tommie’s ex:
“I never thought she’d walk away… ‘til I saw her walk like she ain’t coming back.”

Tommie (smirking):
“Now I walk with someone who don’t make me question if I’m crazy.”

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SEGMENT 3: “Final Confrontation — New vs. Old”

YOU:
“Let’s be real. If your woman said ‘take me back’ — what would y’all do?”

NFL Bae (to Cardi):
“I’d say no. Because if she’s unsure… I ain’t the one.”

Offset (yelling):
“She ain’t unsure! She just dramatic!”

Cardi (quietly):
“Drama don’t win games, baby. Discipline does. And he got both.”

Remy’s new man grabs her hand. Pap finally gets up… walks out quietly.

Tommie’s new man walks out from backstage — he fine, silent, and wearing a ring box.

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DENNIS REED pops in one last time:

“This ain’t a podcast no more. This a MOVIE. Tubi, y’all better call us immediately!”

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Closing Shot:

All the women sitting side-by-side, in control, unbothered.
Exes in the background — watching the throne they lost.

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Caption:
“New love is quiet. Real love is strong. Exes? They just the intro to your upgrade.”

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