OOUU! AFTER DARK BY ANTOINETTE JOHNSON

Title: “Closure Dinner or Setup? Either Way… The Truth Gets Served.”

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Scene Opens: Lux Rooftop Dinner – All White Attire, But All Shade Energy

Slow motion intro: white roses, gold chargers, wine glasses clinking — but the tension is already steaming off the lobster tails.

YOU (Host):
“Tonight we’re bringing everyone to the table. The queens. The exes. The secrets. The setups.
This ain’t just a dinner… it’s judgment day in heels.”

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THE SEATING CHART:

You at the head of the table

Remy Ma next to Papoose

Cardi B across from Offset

Tommie Lee right beside her silent ex (who’s already sweating)

NFL Bae joins mid-way, just to make Offset twitch

Dennis Reed floating around with the camera crew like it’s a Tubi finale

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SEGMENT 1: “The Truth Salad” – Let’s Be Real

YOU:
“Let’s start light. What’s something y’all never got to say during the breakup?”

Remy (to Pap):
“You loved who I was in chains. But freedom scared you.”

Papoose:
“Freedom made you forget we built that loyalty together.”

Cardi (to Offset):
“You didn’t lose me to a baller. You lost me to peace.”

Offset:
“Peace? Or PR?”

Tommie:
“Can’t believe I brought you around my mama. Should’ve left you in the drafts.”

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SEGMENT 2: “Reunion Roast & Toast” – Funny but Real

YOU:
“Let’s lighten it up. Roast your ex with one sentence.”

Remy:
“He thought he was the king, but forgot the queen runs the whole kingdom.”

Cardi:
“Offset moves like WiFi… connects to everything but me.”

Tommie:
“My ex kept secrets so long, I had to file an emotional FOIA request.”

NFL Bae:
“Not my drama… I just came to protect and rub feet.”

Dennis Reed (randomly walking in):
“I got popcorn and a Tubi code if anyone wanna escape mid-argument.”

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SEGMENT 3: “The Reveal” – Secrets Get Exposed

You roll exclusive behind-the-scenes footage:

Offset texting a random girl while Cardi was in labor

Tommie’s ex on a date with her cousin

Remy finding out Pap once tried to get her label dropped while she was incarcerated

YOU (laughing nervously):
“Y’all said y’all wanted closure… not clap backs.”

Tommie stands up:
“Let me go before I throw this wine like I’m back on reality TV!”

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Final Segment: “Who Still Got Love?”

YOU:
“Last question… raise your hand if you’d ever take your ex back.”

Offset slowly raises his hand.
Cardi gives him a look that could melt steel.

Remy glances at Pap. He looks down. She doesn’t raise hers.

Tommie:
“Bae, I’m blocking you again after this dinner.”

Dennis Reed jumps in:
“And that’s a wrap! Somebody call Tubi — we got another hit!”

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Closing Shot:

The camera zooms out as you all toast — fake smiles, real tea, unfinished plates, and drama lingering in the air like perfume.

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Caption:
“You thought they wanted peace? Nah baby… they wanted answers. And this table delivered.”

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