Written by Antoinette Johnson

Title:
“The Link-Up Trap: When Copycats Pretend to Collaborate”

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Quick Continuity Recap:

After I exposed the fake execs and beat their legal games in Episode 5…

Then clowned their weak attempt to copy me in Episode 6…
Now in Episode 7, one of the biggest copycats returns —
but this time, they’re not trying to stop me…
They wanna “collab.”

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FULL SCRIPT — EPISODE 7 (MY VOICE)

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Scene 1: The DM Slide (Funny)

(Setting: My phone buzzes at 2am — a DM from “Mr. StreamsAlot,” a fake famous producer)

DM Message:
“Hey queen, I’ve been watching your journey…
and I think it’s time we work TOGETHER.
We could build something powerful… TOGETHER.”
(insert side-eye emoji)

Me (in voiceover, dry):
“First you watched.
Then you mocked.
Then you copied.
Now you wanna collab??”

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Scene 2: The Meeting Setup (Drama + Comedy)

(Scene: I show up at a meeting in a luxury office — full boss energy)

Mr. StreamsAlot (grinning fake):
“So glad you came! We’ve always seen your potential… and now we wanna help you scale it!”

Me (calm but cold):
“You mean take it… then water it down with AI, filters, and fake emotion?”

He stutters.

Me (smiling):
“Relax. Let’s see the deal.”

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Scene 3: The Contract Check (Classic RealityDundidItAgain Energy)

(He slides a thick folder across the table. I open it with manicured nails.)

Me:
“Page 2 says you get 60% ownership.
Page 6 says you control my creative direction.
Page 9 says I have to give you credit for MY scripts?
You got me twisted like a phone cord in the ’90s.”

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Scene 4: The Setup Reveal (Twist!)

*(As I stand up to leave, his phone goes off — it’s a leaked voice note of him saying:)
“I’ll get her to sign. If not, we’ll bury her name in paperwork.”

Me (smirking, holding up my phone):
“Already heard it. Already recorded it.
And my lawyer just uploaded it to my subscribers-only page.
Thanks for the promo boo.”

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Scene 5: Empire Expands Again

(Cut to: Fans reposting the leak everywhere. People calling me the new Oprah x Shonda x Ava hybrid.)

Me (voiceover):
“Every time they try to trap me…
I flip it and trademark the trap.”

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Final On-Screen Words:

> “Your betrayal became my billboard.
And now the whole world knows:
I don’t partner with the problem.
I rebuild the solution.
#RealityDundidItAgain”