Written by Antoinette Johnson
Title:
“They Can’t Stop Me, So Now They Copy Me”
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Scene 1: The Imitation Era Begins (Funny)
(Setting: Fake streaming platform called “Wannaflix”)
Fake Exec 1 (watching your work on a giant screen):
“She’s too powerful. She beat us in court. She’s creating real stories… with emotions!”
Fake Exec 2 (panicked):
“We tried to block her, but she knew the law!
We tried to silence her… now she’s trending!”
Fake Exec 3 (sly):
“If we can’t stop her…
Let’s just COPY her.”
(They start printing off your scripts, but it comes out all wrong — typos, missing spirit, cringe lines.)
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Scene 2: I Notice The Copycats
(Scene shifts to me sitting in my studio, sipping tea with sunglasses on, watching “Wannaflix Originals” trailer drop)
Me (deadpan):
“That looks familiar.
Wait a minute…
Is that my exact plot from Episode 2 but with sock puppets and bad lighting?”
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Scene 3: I Call It Out (Sassy & Bossy)
(Cut to me doing a fake press conference — camera flashes everywhere)
Me:
“First they ignored me.
Then they attacked me.
Now they copy me.
At this point… I might as well start charging them consulting fees.”
(Crowd laughs. Someone in the back yells: “PREACH!”)
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Scene 4: Copycats Start Falling Apart (Funny)
(Montage shows other creators trying to “act like me” but failing)
One tries to be dramatic but cries fake
Another reads a deep monologue but forgets the words
One tries to direct like me but ends up filming upside down
Voiceover (me):
“You can copy the moves.
But you can’t duplicate the soul.”
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Scene 5: I Level Up Again (Epic Ending)
(Scene: My studio expands again — new writers’ room, real actors, massive digital billboard goes up)
Me (walking through in slow motion):
“I don’t compete. I create.
While they try to be me…
I’m already building the next ten moves.”
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Final On-Screen Words:
> “They watched.
They mocked.
Now they mimic.
But I’m the original frequency.
#RealityDundidItAgain”

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