COMEDY SKITS & SCRIPTS BY ANTOINETTE JOHNSON #realitydundiditagainwordpresscomTitle:”Old School, New Rules: RealityDundidItAgain”

Scene 1: “Cold Rejection at Fakeflix Studios”

(Setting: A big fake corporate office with a huge sign “Fakeflix – AI First, Talent Last”)

Old Actor #1 (nervous, holding old headshots):
“Hi, I’m here to audition… I’ve got 30 years of experience, Emmy award-winning—”

Fakeflix Executive (fake smile, typing on laptop):
“Aww, that’s so cute. But we just cast a TikTok filter to play the lead role. Thanks though! NEXT!”

Old Actor #2 (confused, clutching a VHS tape):
“But… I trained at Juilliard. I worked with Denzel, Meryl—”

Fakeflix Executive:
“Yeah… we prefer influencers who can lip sync now. K byeeee!”

(Actors look crushed. Small sad violin music plays.)

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Scene 2: “The RealityDundidItAgain GRAND OPENING”

(New scene: Big golden doors appear. RealityDundidItAgain Studios is shining bright like heaven.)

I (Antoinette, boss mode, wearing shades and a gold jacket):
(Standing on a golden carpet)
“Tired of getting replaced by robots and reality shows?
Tired of being called ‘washed up’ when you’re actually WISDOMED up?
Come HOME.”

(Legendary old school actors slowly walk toward you. Music gets hopeful.)

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Scene 3: “They Enter the New World”

I hand them movie scripts (real ones, not AI-generated garbage).

They grab director chairs.

They hug each other.

One old actor starts crying happy tears.

Old Actor #3 (crying):
“You believed in us… Reality really did it again!”

I (winking at the camera):
“LEGENDS NEVER DIE. They just needed a REAL stage.”

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Final Montage:

Actors acting, dancing, directing, laughing.