Garage Queen Chronicles Skit 4:

“The Contract Attack: How I Outlawyered Their Lawyer”
(RealityDundidItAgain Comedy Skit #4)


Scene 1: [Flashback Setup — The Snake Plan]

(Camera shows me sitting calm in my Range Rover. My phone buzzes again.)

Text Message from Mother.F. Lier:

> “Queen Reality, come meet with my legal team.
Just a few things to sign before we launch this empire.”



(I sip my tea, side-eyeing the phone. Already feeling the snake vibes.)


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Scene 2: [The “Brunch Meeting” Trap]

(Cut to me arriving at a fancy fake hotel lounge.
Mother.F. Lier is sitting there fake-smiling like a proud dusty CEO.)

Mother.F. Lier:

> “Look, Queen Reality — once you sign these contracts, you in!
Big money moves, baby!”



(Two fake assistants — Samantha and Tisha — sitting there nodding fake hard.)


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Scene 3: [The Shady Lawyer Enters]

(Fake lawyer walks in — dark glasses, cheap briefcase, and an evil vibe.)

Fake Lawyer (grinning too hard):

> “It’s all simple paperwork. No need to read every page… just trust us, Queen.”



(They slide me a 500-page contract thicker than the Bible LOL.)

Mother.F. Lier whispering:

> “C’mon Queen… sign it. You trust me, right?”
(Winking like a creep.)




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Scene 4: [I Pull Out MY RECEIPTS]

(I sit there calm, unbothered. I pull out a slim manila envelope.
Label reads in gold letters: “2008 — Reality Dundid It Again Proof.”)

(I slide it across the table back to the lawyer.)

I say, bossy but calm:

> “Before I sign anything… maybe YOU should sign acknowledging who REALLY built this.”



(Samantha’s fake smile falls off her face.
Tisha drops her phone recording the whole thing accidentally.)


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Scene 5: [Panic at the Dusty Table]

Mother.F. Lier starts fake coughing.

The fake lawyer sweats through her fake Dior suit.

Samantha and Tisha whisper, arguing in the corner.


(Camera zooms in on the contract —
it literally starts catching FIRE in slow motion LOL.)


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Scene 6: [My Quiet Savage Clapback]

I adjust my crown slightly.
Look everyone dead in the face and say:

> “I’m not here to sign crumbs…
I’m here to claim Kingdoms.”



(Silence. No one moves.)


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Scene 7: [Victory Exit]

(I stand up slow, collect my Proof folder, put my sunglasses on, and walk out the room.)

(Camera cuts to the dusty team arguing who’s fault it is — while I glide into my Range Rover, unbothered.)


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ENDING CAPTION ON SCREEN:

> “REALITY DUNDID IT AGAIN.
NEVER LET DUSTY CONTRACTS DIM YOUR CROWN.”



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