Garage Queen Chronicles Skit 3:

“Brunch, Broken Dreams, and a Broken Glove Compartment”
(RealityDundidItAgain Comedy Skit #3)

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Scene 1: [Opening – Brunch “Invitation”]

(Camera shows my phone buzzing.)

Text Message:

> “Hey Queen Reality!
Brunch at Cipriani’s? Bring the Rover baby — you shining! Let’s flex together!”
(Sent by Mother.F. Lier himself.)

(I sit back in my chair laughing to myself — already knowing something’s fishy.)

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Scene 2: [I Pull Up in My Range Rover]

(Camera shows my BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN, GLEAMING RANGE ROVER pulling up like a Queen chariot.)

I open the door, slow motion, sunglasses on, looking flawless.

Mother.F. Lier (jumping in the passenger seat, fake excited):

> “Damn Queen, this truck nice…
but you know you gon’ make real money when you work with ME.”

(I side-eye him immediately but keep driving cool.)

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Scene 3: [On I-95 Heading to Manhattan]

(Camera cuts to us riding. Smooth beat playing. I’m calm, collected, bossed up.)

Suddenly…
Mother.F. Lier starts FIDDLING with my glove compartment.

I glance sideways (already suspicious):

> “What the hell are you doing…?”

Mother.F. Lier (laughing fake):

> “Chill Queen, just checking the truck out. This truck TOO NICE for you anyway —
you about to be making even MORE with me — I’ll buy you a new glove box if it breaks!”

(Right then — he YANKS the glove compartment door, and it SNAPS OFF into his hand.)

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Scene 4: [The Moment of Clarity]

(Silence hits the car.
All I hear is the hum of I-95 traffic.)

I stare at him cold.

> “You really jealous of my truck right now…
while you driving a 1980 Lexus with a zip tie holding your bumper on.”

(Camera zooms in on his guilty face holding my broken glove box lid like it’s a newborn baby LOL.)

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Scene 5: [My Bossy, Funny Reaction]

I calmly adjust my sunglasses:

> “Don’t worry boo…
I’ll just add ‘Jealous Dusty Energy Fee’ to your next invoice.”

(I turn the music up louder.
Mother.F. Lier sinking lower into the passenger seat, silent.)

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Scene 6: [Brunch Never Happens]

(Cut to Cipriani’s front entrance.
I pull up in the Rover, all eyes on me — shining like a boss.
Mother.F. Lier tries to open the door and jump out.)

I lock the doors quick.
Look at him dead in his face.

I say:

> “From now on?
Walk.”

(Unlock the doors with one button.
Mother.F. Lier gets out, holding my broken glove box piece, looking confused and sad LOL.)

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Scene 7: [Victory Rollout]

(Camera cuts back to me driving off alone, hair blowing in the wind, music blasting.)

I smile to myself:

> “They break glove compartments…
because they can’t break Queens.”

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ENDING CAPTION ON SCREEN:

> “REALITY DUNDID IT AGAIN.
IF YOU CAN’T MATCH MY DRIVE, STAY OFF THE ROAD.”

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