By Antoinette Johnson

“Frankly, I’m Too Real For Y’all”
(RealityDundidItAgain Comedy Skit #2)

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Scene 1: [Flashback – Mother.F. Lier Begging Me]

(Camera shows Mother.F. Lier pacing around like a broke game show host.)

Mother.F. Lier (begging, sweating, fake cool):

> “Queen Reality… please. You gotta help me.
Hit up Frankly for me. You got the juice. You got the golden touch. Tell him it’s a movement baby!”

(He’s holding a wrinkled piece of paper that says “Business Plan” in crayon lol.)

I sit back, calm and bossed up, adjusting my crown:

> “Hmm… Frankly don’t move for everybody.”

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Scene 2: [I Text Frankly]

(Camera shows me sending a classy, smooth text message.)

Text Message:

> “Hey Frankly, just checking if you’d be open to hear about Mother.F. Lier’s new project?”
(Polite, professional, with a small heart emoji.)

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Scene 3: [Frankly’s Savage Response]

(Instant reply ding.)

Frankly’s Text Message:

> “Naw. F** him.*”
(Straight savage, with a mic drop emoji LOL.)

(Screen freezes for a second like a savage movie moment.)

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Scene 4: [I React Funny and Bossy]

(Cut to me sitting back in my Range Rover, sipping tea with the biggest boss smile.)

I laugh smooth and sassy:

> “Well damn… that escalated QUICK.”

(Funny cartoon explosion sound effect pops lol.)

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Scene 5: [Mother.F. Lier’s Meltdown]

(Cut to Mother.F. Lier getting the bad news.
He dramatically fake faints backwards in slow motion, crying fake tears.)

Mother.F. Lier (dramatic):

> “Why me?! Why won’t they believe in meeeeeeee?!”
(He grabs a fake dusty trophy labeled “Most Likely To Stay Broke” and sobs into it.)

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Scene 6: [My Quiet Savage Clapback]

(Cut to me adjusting my sunglasses, calm and powerful, staring directly into the camera.)

I say with a cool, lethal tone:

> “Real ones recognize real ones.
Fake ones recognize opportunities.
And frankly? I’m too blessed to sit at peasant tables.”

(Silence for 3 seconds. Dead cold. Straight savage Queen energy.)

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Scene 7: [Inspirational Power Close-Out]

(Camera zooms out as I sit back in my Range Rover, sunlight shining down on me like a halo.)

I speak softly, but with unstoppable divine power:

> “They tried to use me.
They tried to silence me.
But God signed my destiny —
long before they even picked up a pen.”

(I put my shades on, start the engine, and drive off slow-motion — sparkling divine light trailing behind me.)

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ENDING CAPTION ON SCREEN:

> “REALITY DUNDID IT AGAIN.
AND THIS TIME — THE WORLD GON’ REMEMBER WHO STARTED IT.”

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