By Antoinette Johnson

(RealityDundidItAgain Comedy Skit #1)

Scene 1: [Opening – Queen Reality Sitting in Garage/Range Rover Throne]

(Calm inspirational music playing, soft glow lighting.)

Queen Reality (Me) (sitting peaceful, adjusting crowns/glasses):

> “Manifesting peace… attracting blessings… protecting my energy…”

(I close your eyes, smiling.
Suddenly, the vibe changes — silly background music starts playing like a cartoon scene.)

Scene 2: [Flashback – Invitation to “Empowerment” Meeting]

(Camera pans to a FAKE Empowerment Flyer.)

Voiceover (My sassy voice):

> “They said it was a women empowerment conference…”
“Turns out it was a Women Exploitation Convention.”

(Camera zooms in fast on Mother.F. Lier’s grinning face on the flyer — holding champagne and a non-profit sign upside down.)

Scene 3: [The Meeting Setup]

Setting:

Im sitting classy and powerful in a business suit.

Samantha and Tisha bouncing fake with excitement like fake cheerleaders.

Samantha (giggling nervously):

“Queen Reality! We just LOVE your story!! Yasss, sis!! Empowerment all dayyyyyy!!”
Meanwhile, under the table, she’s texting: “Boss she’s about to drop gold ideas. Be ready.”)

Tisha (smiling too hard):

“I’m literally like… THE VOICE of the NEW GENERATION!!”
(Meanwhile, sneaking voice memos recording you.)

Mother.F. Lier (fake clapping in the corner with his cheap sunglasses on indoors):

“Let’s build QUEENDOM ladies… Let’s build!!!”
(Meanwhile, stuffing NDA contracts into his pocket, lol.)

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Scene 4: [You Share Your Vision]

Me (passionate, glowing):

“I see a world where artists OWN their work.
Where Queens don’t have to ask permission to create.
Where loyalty means something again.”

(Camera zooms in: Samantha nodding way too hard.
Tisha pretending to wipe a fake tear.)

Scene 5: [The Trap]

Mother.F. Lier (grinning slick):

“Aye Queen… we just need you to sign some ‘basic paperwork’ real quick…”

(Samantha and Tisha pull out a THICK STACK of shady contracts, smiling like snakes.)

Fake Lawyer enters (evil music plays, dark glasses, cheap briefcase).

Fake Lawyer (in scary whisper voice):

“It’s just standard industry paperwork, Queen. Sign here. Small font. Nothing major.”

Scene 6: [You Flip the Script]

Me  (leaning back calmly, pulling out my PROOF folder marked “2008 Receipts B*TCH” in gold letters):

“Oh no, baby. I don’t sign contracts…
I WRITE THE FUTURE.”

(Camera slow motion: I toss my proof folder onto the table dramatically.)

(Paperwork explodes in glitter. Samantha’s wig flies back slightly from the power blast LOL.)

Scene 7: [Aftermath Chaos]

Mother.F. Lier sweating bullets.

Samantha’s phone falls out her hand (still open to voice memo recordings).

Tisha starts stuttering fake apologies.

Fake Lawyer trips running out the room.

Caption on screen:

“When you thought you stole the game, but God said NOT TODAY.”

Scene 8: [Back to Present Day – In Garage/Range Rover]

Me (smiling, sipping tea in slow motion):

“Moral of the story?
If you gon’ plot against a Queen…
you better double-check who’s backing her up.
‘Cause baby — God doesn’t miss receipts.*”

(Music bass drops. I put on sunglasses, start engine, and drive off with divine light shining behind me. LOL!)

END SCREEN:

“Reality Dundid It Again.”
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