By Antoinette Johnson

EPISODE 34: “Earth’s Got Talent: The Real Chosen Ones Take the Stage”

Sub-title: Because sometimes the ones who were overlooked… were the real stars all along.

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INT. COSMIC THEATER – NIGHT

The stage is Earth-sized. Lights beam from different continents. The seats are filled with ancestors, angels, starseeds, healers, and even the occasional interdimensional tourist. A massive glowing sign reads:
“Earth’s Got Talent: But Only the Anointed Ones Survive the Vibe Check.”

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HOSTED BY: ANTOINETTE & DIVINE DJ GABRIEL

Antoinette struts out in a sequin-laced cosmic power suit with “RC Coin” bedazzled across her belt. DJ Gabriel mixes divine frequencies behind her, blending Erykah Badu with intergalactic trap.

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FIRST ACT: JIM CARREY — COMEDIC CONFESSION SET

Jim walks onstage with a soft spotlight. Everyone claps nervously. He breathes deep.

JIM CARREY:
“They said I was crazy. But maybe the world got too fake, and my truth just echoed louder than y’all were ready for.”

He then hits a full stand-up set about spiritual awakenings, Hollywood masks, and why aliens probably ignore Earth because we’re “too dramatic and addicted to Wi-Fi.”

ANTOINETTE (in audience, laughing and clapping):
“He’s not crazy… he’s crystal clear.”

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SECOND ACT: THE REAL CHOSEN ONES TAKE THE STAGE

Regular people. From Harlem. From Nigeria. From Brazil. From Southeast Asia. From the foster system. From the wilderness. From the struggle. All walk onstage glowing in their truth.

They don’t sing for applause. They sing for release. They speak poems that sound like prophecies. They paint their pain into light.

One by one, the stage fills with souls who were dismissed, overlooked, or deemed “too much” for society — and now they’re exactly what the world needs.

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SURPRISE PERFORMANCE: AEROSMITH x HEALERS OF EARTH

The lights dim. A soft guitar riff starts.
“I don’t wanna close my eyes… I don’t wanna fall asleep…”

STEVEN TYLER floats down on a phoenix feather, hitting every note like he’s singing to the stars.

Behind him:

A choir of souls that survived trauma.

Children singing with crystal mics.

Drummers who once marched in protest lines.

Artists who healed themselves with paint, not pills.

CROWD: Sobbing. Dancing. Releasing.

STEVEN TYLER (into mic):
“This ain’t just a performance. This is a praise break.”

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CELEBRITY JUDGES REACT

TYLER PERRY: “This is what Madea was tryin’ to tell y’all all along.”

TINA TURNER (spiritual form): “That’s real soul. That’s truth.”

TARASHI P. HENSON: “Whew. I feel seen.”

KATT WILLIAMS (tearing up): “We are the talent… we just forgot our worth.”

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CLOSING MOMENT: ANTOINETTE’S MESSAGE TO EARTH

ANTOINETTE (center stage):
“If you’ve ever been told you’re too much… if they skipped you, silenced you, used you — know this: Your time wasn’t denied. It was divinely delayed. You ARE the talent. You ARE the shift. You ARE the headline.”

A crown of light appears above her head. The crowd roars. God hits the “like” button.