Written By Antoinette Johnson

Sub-title: Where the deals are spicy, the souls are medium-rare, and Lucifer’s wearing red-bottoms.

INT. HEELS KITCHEN – INFERNAL RESTAURANT / REALITY SHOW SET

The kitchen is glamorously demonic. Think: Hell’s Kitchen meets Fashion Week. There’s fire, flair, and fake A&R execs frying oaths over open flame. A neon sign glows: “SIGN HERE FOR FAME.”

HOST – GORDON RAMSEY’S EVIL TWIN “DAMON RAMSEY”:
“Welcome to Heels Kitchen where artists cook their careers, or get served their karma. And baby, we’re sautéing truth today!”

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CONTESTANTS: ASPIRING ARTISTS

Lil AutoTune: a TikTok rapper with a lacefront beard and no bars.

DJ Glowstick: EDM wizard who sold his soul for Spotify streams.

Sassy K: an R&B diva with a deal in blood and a side hustle in lies.

Trap Sinatra: sings like an angel, scams like a demon.

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IN WALKS LUCIFER IN LOUBOUTINS

Yes, Lucifer struts in like a cross between Rihanna and Diddy with devilish swagger and a clipboard full of contracts.

LUCIFER:
“Tonight’s menu? Betrayal flambé with a fame glaze. Who’s ready to eat?”

Everyone claps nervously. The kitchen lights flicker. In the background, one of the stove knobs turns by itself.

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CHALLENGE OF THE DAY: MAKE A SOUL MEAL

Artists must cook up a metaphorical dish that represents their truth. BUT… they’re only allowed to use ingredients that represent their choices.

DJ GLOWSTICK’S DISH:
“A clout smoothie with betrayal sprinkles.”
He gets burned when the blender explodes mid-fame thirst.

SASSY K’S DISH:
“Throat chakra chicken dipped in ghosted friendships.”
Her contract melts into her sauce and turns the dish into a trap.

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ANTOINETTE ARRIVES – AS A GUEST JUDGE

Wearing a gold crown, a hoodie that says “I Don’t Sign Soul Ties,” and heels that click like thunder.

ANTOINETTE:
“Mmm… this kitchen hot, but the truth is hotter. Y’all hungry for fame but starving your soul.”

She walks past the artists, places a Bible next to a boiling pot, and it sizzles. The truth always rises.

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CELEBRITY GUESTS JUMP IN

KANYE (reformed, now Prophet Ye): shows up with holy oil and grilled ego sandwiches.

CARDI B: critiques the seasoning with, “I like it, but where the realness at?”

SNOOP DOGG: lighting sage, saying, “Y’all too high on clout, not enough elevation.”

LIZZO: dancing in the background with a tambourine made of crystals.

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TWIST ENDING: THE REAL MEAL WAS THE TRUTH

As the challenge ends, Lucifer tries to tempt Antoinette with a multi-million-dollar streaming deal… with invisible strings.

LUCIFER:
“Name your price, baby. Everyone’s got one.”

ANTOINETTE:
“My soul ain’t on the menu.”

She throws flour in the air — it sparkles like light. The kitchen shakes. Everyone starts vomiting up old contracts and fake personas.

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ENDING MESSAGE (TO VIEWERS):

ANTOINETTE (to camera):
“Be careful what you cook up in this industry. ‘Cause if your ingredients ain’t truth, faith, and purpose… the devil gon’ eat you.”