By Antoinette Johnson

Sub-title: Can your soulmate handle your divine purpose… or are they just a lesson in Gucci slides?

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INT. HEAVEN’S COUNCIL ROOM – NIGHT (SPIRITUAL REALM)

Antoinette walks into a massive divine courtroom where soul contracts glow like scrolls and situationships are on trial like traffic court. The jury? Deceased icons. The bailiff? Prince in purple velvet. The stenographer? Michael Jackson moonwalking and typing telepathically.

ANTOINTETTE (looking around, whispering):
“Whew… not the situationship tribunal being held in Heaven’s courtroom…”

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THE CASE: “CAN LOVE HANDLE THE PURPOSE?”

Soulmate candidates are lined up. One’s fine but toxic. One’s spiritual but broke. One’s perfect… but only in the DMs.

PRINCE (as judge):
“Let’s be clear… if your divine assignment can’t handle distractions, then don’t assign ‘em no title, baby.”

Cue dramatic zoom on a karmic ex eating flaming hot Cheetos with demon energy.

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CUT TO: THE HAUNTED LABEL MANSION – SAME NIGHT

A group of legendary dead artists sit around a marble table with ghostly contracts floating mid-air. There’s ghost-champagne, sage smoke, and glowing candles. You hear faint whispers of industry secrets.

NIPSEY HUSSLE:
“Loyalty over contracts. They feared the blueprint so they buried it. But the marathon continues in spirit.”

JUICE WRLD (freestyling in spirit):
“I was singing pain, they heard a hit. But no one heard me.”

XXXTENTACION (calm but intense):
“Some of us had gifts too real. The matrix had to glitch to stop the shift.”

AMY WINEHOUSE (sipping soul wine):
“They gave me Grammys but not healing. I sang my trauma, and they clapped.”

AJ JOHNSON (with spiritual gym gear):
“I’m up here doing holy squats and teaching angels to stretch their trauma out!”

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SURPRISE GUEST: DR. SEBI ENTERS

Wearing a long white robe and aura like a glowing iPad.

DR. SEBI:
“They tried to cancel the cure. But the truth is a frequency—and it never dies. Eat clean. Think clear. And baby… stop selling your soul for snacks!”

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BREAKING NEWS – GHOST REVELATIONS

Amy Winehouse spills tea on the soul-snatching contracts.
Nipsey shows how the blueprint got duplicated.
Juice WRLD warns about hidden pill agendas in the industry.
XXXTENTACION points to labels playing god with lives.
Prince reveals who stole his masters… using shadow corporations and moon rituals.
Michael Jackson moonwalks into frame, whispering:
“They didn’t want me to own myself. But you can. Own your voice.”

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BACK TO HEAVEN’S COURTROOM – VERDICT TIME

Antoinette slaps the divine gavel.

ANTOINTETTE:
“This ain’t just about love. It’s about alignment. Some of y’all were sent to distract me from my destiny. Court is adjourned… and soul ties are CUT.”

Everyone cheers. Healing music plays. Angels start twerking in slow motion.

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ENDING MESSAGE (To the Viewers)

ANTOINTETTE (breaking 4th wall):
“If your ‘soulmate’ can’t love you through purpose, pain, and prophecy—then baby, they were a footnote, not the feature. And if you’re still tied to contracts or people that drain your light… just know: you’ve got the power to break free.”