By Antoinette Johnson

SURPRISE GUEST ENTRANCES:

NIPSEY HUSSLE (Spirit Cameo):
He walks in calmly through the fire, untouched, wearing all blue with gold accents.
Nipsey: “Y’all chasing deals… I was building empires. Wake up.”
He drops blueprints titled: “Ownership Over Chains.”

PRINCE:
Floats in like purple royalty. Points at Lucifer:
Prince: “I told y’all about this mess back in the 80s.”

AMY WINEHOUSE:
Sitting at the bar sipping tea:
Amy: “Industry’s a playground for demons. But love? Love still wins.”

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LUCIFER LOSES CONTROL

Antoinette lifts her golden spoon, blessed by truth, and stirs the pot of contracts. Suddenly:

Fake streams vanish.

Labels go up in smoke.

Ghostwriters start confessing.

A & Rs are found hiding under the prep table.

Lucifer’s red bottoms scuff. The contracts catch fire. All he can do is hiss, “She ain’t playing.”

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ANTOINETTE WALKS OUT…

She turns to the camera and breaks the 4th wall.

Antoinette:
“Y’all keep chasing fame, I’m over here saving souls. Dinner’s done.”

She slams the truth cookbook closed. The lights go out.

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ROLL CREDITS.
“Written by: Antoinette Johnson — Souls Over Sales, Always.”