By Antoinette Johnson

Title: Heaven’s Barbershop & the Gospel of Receipts
Location: A divine rooftop barbershop floating over Hollywood, with gold clippers, incense smoke, and a scroll for appointments.

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SCENE 1: THE BARBERSHOP ABOVE BABYLON

We pick up right after Chrissy and Antoinette helped Jim escape Babylon.

ANTOINETTE (looking out at the floating city):
“Now that Babylon’s cracked open… it’s time to clean up the edges. And the souls.”

A light beam shines down as we zoom into a glowing barbershop with gold barber chairs and ancient scriptures as magazines.

ZAYLON RISE (sweeping hair made of sins):
“Welcome to Heaven’s Barbershop. We don’t just do fades — we fade the fake out your spirit.”

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SCENE 2: THE GOSPEL OF RECEIPTS (GUESTS START ENTERING)

First Guest: Saucy Santana
He walks in with receipts on everyone, dressed in angel wings and rhinestone clippers.

SAUCY:
“Baby, I got screenshots, contracts, and spiritual karma in my purse.”

SECOND GUEST: MEGAN THEE STALLION (with her Higher Self)
Megan walks in with two versions of herself — one that wants to twerk forever, and one that’s writing affirmations in a journal.

MEGAN:
“I’m here to balance the booty and the boundaries.”

HIGHER SELF MEG:
“We not letting these label demons confuse our healing anymore.”

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SCENE 3: THE LINE-UP OF TRUTH (NEW ARTIST ENTERS)

A mysterious new female rapper named “Revelation Rayne” enters with an afro full of lightning and verses so deep they shake the floor.

REVELATION RAYNE (rapping quietly):
“I spit bars that baptize, laced in lavender oil / The industry shook ‘cause I’m not here to spoil — I’m here to soil, plant, and rise.”

ANTOINETTE:
“Y’all. That’s the one. She gon’ shake the gates wide open.”

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SCENE 4: CELEBRITY SPIRIT CHECK-INS

KATT WILLIAMS & KEVIN HART walk in holding hands, literally glowing.

KATT:
“We done beefin’. Hollywood got enough demons. We tryna serve spiritual comedy and coconut water.”

KEVIN HART:
“I’m investing in lightworkers now. That’s the new crypto.”

They drop off a scroll labeled “The Gossip of God” — receipts on shady deals, sacrifices, label curses, and fake friendships that need healing.

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SCENE 5: THE FADE THAT EXPOSES TRUTH

Ray J enters wildin’ with half-dyed hair and two phones.

RAY J:
“I’m still that dude. I put y’all on! I got my own headphones, scooters, reality shows…”

ZAYLON (cutting his hair):
“Let me line your soul up, Ray. You moving loud, but your spirit quiet.”

Ray sees a vision of himself choosing love and leaving Zeus behind. Tears drop. He books a second appointment for therapy.

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SCENE 6: HEALING REVEAL & SPIRITUAL LINEUPS

Paris Hilton is getting her aura steamed.
Britney Spears is dropping her trap EP next week.
Angela Bassett walks in with a sash that says “Soul Aunty of the Year.”

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SCENE 7: THE GOSPEL MIC DROP

Antoinette steps into the center chair. The lights dim. Revelation Rayne, Zaylon Rise, Chrissy, Megan, Katt, Kevin, and the whole crew form a sacred cipher.

ANTOINETTE:
“This ain’t no barbershop. This is the gate to real healing. We not clout chasing. We consciousness creating.”

EVERYONE (chanting):
“Reality. Done. Did it. AGAIN!”

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FINAL SHOT:

The golden barbershop rises higher into the sky.
Receipts fall from the sky like feathers.
A neon sign flashes:

“Next Appointment: The Industry Baptism.”

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TO BE CONTINUED…
Episode 15: “Hollywood vs. Heaven Court Case – The Real Trial Begins”