By Antoinette Johnson

Scene 1: The Secret Industry Meeting

Location: A dark Illuminati-style boardroom, secret location, but Beyoncé lowkey listening through her diamond earpiece.

Narrator (Morgan Freeman voice):
“In a world run by scandal, sin, and shade, one woman has entered the chat to flip the entire industry—without the elites knowing.”

Enter Antoinette in all white, glowing, sipping herbal tea with diamond ice cubes.

Antoinette:
“Y’all thought this was a label meeting? Nah baby… this a soul rescue mission. Who ready to detox?”

R. Kelly appears from a trap door in orange Crocs, trying to sing his way out.

R. Kelly:
“They cloned me in jail, this ain’t even me… I just wanna write gospel and grow avocados in peace.”

Diddy walks in, stressed out, wearing ankle monitors like designer ankle weights.

Diddy:
“Nobody told me the devil had fine print.”

Bill Cosby, sipping pudding and talking through a crystal ball. His ghost lawyers standing behind him.

Bill:
“All I wanted was a family network, and y’all gave me a Netflix scandal.”

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Scene 2: Redemption & Chaos

Lil Durk in solitary confinement, holding a Ouija board. King Von ghost pops up like a genie.

Von:
“Bro, chill. I got you. But you gotta stop hangin’ with them clout chasers. Go vegan and meditate.”

Remy Ma enters the scene like a boss, dragging her dusty boyfriend by the collar.

Remy:
“I did time for this man and he out here acting like a feature with Blueface? Nah. I need me a Russell Wilson with a felony expunged.”

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Scene 3: The Justin Wars

Justin Bieber vs. Justin Timberlake on a futuristic dance-off stage.

Bieber:
“I was singing to Black culture since Baby.”

Timberlake:
“Yeah, and I brought sexy back before TikTok made it basic.”

They end up doing an exotic pole duet. Audience confused, but clapping.

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Scene 4: Hollywood Meltdown & Rise

Jay-Z shows up with a sage stick, wearing all linen.

Jay-Z:
“I signed my soul back to myself. I’m good, beloved. Diddy on his own.”

Steve Harvey hosting a “Date My Stepdaughter” reality show on Zeus network.

Steve:
“Look, I’m tryna get these ratings up before she dates another rapper with six kids.”

Kevin Hart and Katt Williams finally hug it out in therapy.

Kevin:
“We short kings gotta unite.”

Katt:
“Facts. Now pass the tea. I got receipts.”

Kanye & Terrence Howard start a podcast called “Lucid Lions” from an ashram in Bali.

Kanye:
“They tried to cancel me. Now I cancel their chakras.”

Terrence:
“The math was never mathin’ till I started manifestin’ in metric.”

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Scene 5: Antoinette’s Mic Drop

Antoinette walks back in wearing all gold armor with angel wings.

Antoinette:
“I ain’t come to destroy the industry—I came to resurrect it. God said we takin’ souls back one truth at a time.”

Music builds. Choir starts singing a trap gospel remix of “This Little Light of Mine.”

Everyone’s wig flying off from the Holy Spirit hitting the stage.

End with a big dramatic laugh/cry moment from everyone… except Ice Spice who turns into a literal demon and flies out the window screaming “Munch forever!”

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Tagline at the end: “In the battle for Hollywood’s soul, laughter and light always win. Stay tuned for Volume 2.”