By Antoinette Johnson

INT. LUXURY HEALING SPA – “THE VIBE VORTEX” – DAY

Picture it: a spa built like Wakanda met Heaven’s lobby.
Antoinette (ANT) is hosting a private “Healing for the Heartbroken Industry Queens” event.
Sea moss face masks. Champagne in coconuts. Vibes immaculate.

ENTER: QUEEN LATIFAH
Looking like royalty in a purple silk robe, sipping ginger tea, hair laid, aura glowing.

QUEEN LATIFAH:
I needed this. These fake industry folks draining my energy like I owe them royalties.

ANT:
Queen, we reclaiming everything. Time, love, power… AND parking spots.

SFX: BASS THUMP — “WAP” REMIX PLAYING ON CRYSTAL BOWLS

CARDI B kicks in the door in full sage-mode with pink Uggs and a mic.

CARDI B:
Okurrr I came to meditate, moisturize, and manifest a man who ain’t a project!

QUEEN LATIFAH:
Girl, you don’t need a man — you need a manager who don’t steal!

ANT:
Let’s open our chakras… and spill some tea.

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SEGMENT 1: THE HEALING HOT TUB CONFESSIONAL

The three queens sit in a rose petal hot tub while spilling spiritual secrets.
(With waterproof mics, of course.)

CARDI B:
Why every time I heal a ninja, he turn into a motivational speaker?

QUEEN LATIFAH:
That’s why I got me a plant. No lies. No ego. Just vibes.

ANT (laughs):
Meanwhile I’m over here dodging demons in Hollywood with nothing but a red snapper sandwich and a dream.

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SFX: BOOM! LIGHTNING CRACKLES.

ENTER: TYLER PERRY as HIMSELF
In a suit with a scarf, holding a mysterious envelope.

TYLER PERRY:
Ant… it’s time.
You’ve been chosen to play Madea’s long-lost twin sister… MABEL THE MYSTIC.

ANT (gasping):
Wait, what?
So I’m the sister who left the hood to become a chakra healer with a black card and a blade?

TYLER (dramatically):
Yes. And you got one mission…
Heal Hollywood.
But first, survive the BET+ betrayal storyline.

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SEGMENT 2: THE TRUTH COMES TO THE SURFACE

Nicki Minaj crashes the spa like a runway model with receipts in a glitter binder.

NICKI MINAJ:
They tried to play me, mute me, clone me…
But Ant, you saw me. You knew I was more than pink wigs and metaphors.

ANT:
You’re a prophet in Barbie boots, sis. Let’s walk in it.

CARDI (laughing):
Ok so y’all cool now?
Because I brought y’all both some sea moss shots… and an NDA.

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SFX: PHONE BUZZES LOUDLY – EMERGENCY ALERT

JASON LEE (voice message):
Y’all… the elite parties are glitching.
Somebody exposed the underground clout cult.
They blaming you, Ant.

QUEEN LATIFAH (serious):
Let them blame.
As long as we build, they can’t break us.

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ENDING: EPIC REVEAL

Tyler Perry hands Ant a key with a diamond on it.

TYLER PERRY:
This key unlocks the vault of black-owned distribution, truth-telling, and healing sitcoms.
We calling it: QueenFlix & Heal.

ANT:
I’m ready. Let’s turn pain into power… with punchlines.

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CLOSING MONTAGE:

Cardi starts a holistic stripper academy called “BodhiWAP.”

Queen Latifah opens a therapy clinic for washed-up managers called “U First, Sir.”

Nicki signs on to narrate The Hidden History of Female Rappers & Spirituality

Ant starts shooting her first RealityDundidItAgain comedy movie with Tyler Perry and Katt Williams

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COMING UP IN EPISODE 8:

Beyoncé and Solange surprise Ant with the “Lemonade & Sage” Healing Tour

Usher gets caught in a singing battle with the pastor from Greenleaf

50 Cent shows up to invest in RC Coin… but only if Vivica Fox forgives him first