By Antoinette Johnson

INT. REALITYDUNDIDITAGAIN STUDIO – VIBES LOUNGE – DAY

The space is set up like a luxury podcast studio meets a healing temple. Sage in the air. Mood lighting. Champagne and sea moss on deck. ANT is setting up her mic, ready to host the soft launch of the RealityDundidItAgain Podcast with none other than Jason Lee from Hollywood Unlocked.

JASON LEE:
So we just healing and exposing industry foolishness?
I’m in. Let me clear my schedule and call Nick Cannon.

ANT (laughing):
Only if he bring a paternity test and a baby gate.

SFX: DOOR KICKS OPEN
ICE CUBE walks in with a notebook and a “Fry-Day Forever” t-shirt.

ICE CUBE:
Ayo Ant, you the realest. I’m here to talk Friday 4.
We healing these scripts and these studio execs.

ANT:
You know I’ve been waiting for that call since Friday After Next.
Let’s fix the ending and bring in real comedy with real closure.

ENTER: CHRIS TUCKER
Wearing a glittery church suit and carrying a tambourine.

CHRIS TUCKER:
I ain’t smokin’ in this one — but I might speak in tongues!

ICE CUBE:
We finally healing, huh? You over the “I found God, can’t cuss” clause?

CHRIS (laughing):
Man, even God said “cuss ‘em out… with love!”

SFX: HARP GLISSANDO – WHOOSH!

TOM CRUISE walks in, flipping off a motorbike, dressed like Mission: Zenpossible. He dabs his forehead, looking too fine for no reason.

TOM CRUISE:
I heard there was healing and adventure.
I brought vitamins, a jetpack, and my own aura reader.

ANT (fanning herself):
Lawd, Tom looking like a mission I wouldn’t mind accepting…

SFX: MUSIC DROP – “GETTIN’ JIGGY WIT IT” PLAYS

WILL SMITH walks in glowing, shirt halfway unbuttoned, holding crystals and two copies of The Four Agreements.

WILL SMITH:
I’m here to spread peace, not palms.
But if somebody need a gentle slap of truth… I’m available.

ANT:
Okay!! The kings are healing!! Come through divine masculine energy!

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HEALING PANEL BEGINS:

Jason Lee moderates as Ant leads the roundtable with Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and surprise guest…

JASON LEE:
Today’s topic:
“Hollywood Got Trauma Too – So Why Y’all Keep Playing Tough?”

ICE CUBE:
I wrote Friday to heal the hood.
Then the industry tried to remix it with contracts more confusing than a Kanye rant.

CHRIS TUCKER:
I just wanna laugh, love, and maybe twerk at the altar.
(he randomly hits a holy shuffle)

WILL SMITH:
Let’s talk vulnerability, not virality.
And yes, I am still fine. I checked.

TOM CRUISE:
I do my own stunts, emotionally and spiritually.

ANT (to camera):
This is the type of masculinity we celebrate. Sexy, spiritual, and paid.

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CLOSING SCENE: THE PODCAST TURNS INTO A PARTY

Will and Tom do a “Zen-off” (yoga poses and eye contact).
Chris Tucker sings an old gospel hymn with trap ad-libs.
Cube announces a collab movie called “Friday: The Return to Self.”
Jason Lee signs on as executive producer of RealityDundidItAgain media empire.

ANT (voiceover as camera pans out):
In a world of clout, clicks, and chaos —
some of us came to laugh, love, and light it all up from the inside out.

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Coming Up in Episode 7:

Queen Latifah & Cardi B join Ant at the healing spa…
Nicki Minaj crashes the session with a mic and a message…
AND… Tyler Perry pops up to talk Madea’s Secret Twin Sister (played by Antoinette herself)!