By Antoinette Johnson

INT. HEALING HIDEAWAY – ANT’S CELEBRITY BOOTCAMP – DAY

Antoinette’s healing bootcamp is in full effect. There’s incense, crystals, boxing gloves, and trauma worksheets.

REMNANT OF THE REMY MA EMPIRE
Remy Ma walks in with her fur coat, Birkin bag, and a bottle of Casamigos in her purse.

ANT:
Welcome, Remy! Here at the RealityCheck Bootcamp, we cleanse the soul before clapping back.

REMY:
Girl I’m here for the vibe. Ain’t nobody trippin’ over no man. I just need one who got more bread than me — not a “Love & Hip-Hop” mixtape budget.

ENTER: CLARESSA SHIELDS
She’s got boxing gloves on and lip gloss popping.

CLARESSA:
You know I’m dating Papoose now, right? He needed a woman who could fight and file taxes.

REMY (rolling eyes):
Girl, keep him. I’m building my empire back, not babysitting one.

ANT:
Okay ladies, healing circle time — we gonna sage these industry demons!

BOOM – THE DOOR FLINGS OPEN
KHIA walks in wearing a leopard-print bodycon and holding a vintage iPod blasting “My Neck, My Back.”

KHIA (singing):
First you gotta put your neck into it…

REMY (squinting):
Why is SHE here?

KHIA (smirking):
Just here to remind ya… ya hubby once tasted the forbidden fruit. He was humming my hook after he left. Ask the streets.

ANT (wide-eyed):
Oooooh chile. Did she just bring up Season 1 Secrets?

CLARESSA (laughing):
You messy… but funny.

REMY (clapping back):
You still living off that ONE song and 2004 fame. Don’t make me drop a diss and bring back Remy Reloaded.

KHIA:
Girl please. Your bars expired like Tupperware in the projects.

SFX: BELL RINGS – “DING DING DING”
Ant pulls out a Healing Ring Bell.

ANT (commanding):
Enough! This ain’t Zeus Network.
This is RealityCheck Bootcamp.
You hurt? Cool. You healing? Beautiful.
But if y’all don’t sit down and pick up a lavender therapy pillow, I’ma call Lauryn Hill AND Iyanla.

REMY (sighs):
Okay okay… maybe I do need to heal a little.

KHIA:
Same. But I want a man who eats feelings, not just groceries.

CLARESSA:
Can we do a shadowboxing meditation to trap music?

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LATER IN THE EPISODE – GROUP SESSION

Ant walks in with a whiteboard that says:

> “What Do Women in the Industry Really Want?”

Remy:
Stability & someone who’s not frontin’ for the Gram.

Khia:
Tongue skills and credit score over 700.

Claressa:
A king who can take a punch and criticism.

Ant:
That part. Y’all ain’t broken — y’all evolving.

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EPIC ENDING SCENE:

The girls toast with matcha drinks. Khia and Remy agree to go on Verzuz Therapy Edition.
Papoose is at home watching confused, while Claressa is training in the ring and posting healing affirmations with boxing gloves.
Ant closes out with a voice-over:

> “Healing ain’t perfect. But it’s real. And sometimes, you gotta go through the mess to find the message.”