By Antoinette Johnson
INT. QUEEN HEALING DINNER – PRIVATE ESTATE – NIGHT
Taraji P. Henson, Vivica A. Fox, and Mo’Nique wear silk robes and host a candlelit dinner on a luxurious rooftop surrounded by velvet couches, incense smoke, soul music, and a holographic waterfall that plays Zora Neale Hurston quotes.
TARAJI (pouring wine):
Tonight, we’re not just sipping tea—we’re pouring truth.
MO’NIQUE:
And if the truth hurts… baby, we gonna add sage, sea moss, and some sarcasm to it.
VIVICA:
Mmmhmm. We reclaiming our time, our hearts, and our industry!
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GUESTS ARRIVE: ENTER KANYE & ELON MUSK IN MATCHING HOODED ROBES
KANYE:
I’ve been on a journey, y’all…
They tried to clone me in 2017.
But my soul short-circuited the clone.
ELON (calmly sipping mushroom tea):
Cloning is real. I told Mark not to update the meta-flesh interface yet…
Also, I think Diddy’s clone is malfunctioning—he did the Harlem Shake backwards in 4D.
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THE ROOM GOES QUIET. ENTER: ANTOINETTE
She’s glowing like a sunbeam dipped in anointing oil. She wears the same “Scarf of Protection” she gave Natalie.
Behind her trails Lauryn Hill, India.Arie, and a spirit dove that lands on Mo’Nique’s shoulder.
ANT (smiling):
This isn’t a dinner party…
This is a divine gathering of the chosen.
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CLONE TALK GETS SPICY
KANYE (whispers to Elon):
Be real, bro.
Did y’all clone Travis Scott?
ELON:
We cloned a backup just in case the first one started rapping like AI Drake.
VIVICA (side-eye):
So y’all just out here cloning folks like Sims with BBLs?
MO’NIQUE:
Baby, I ain’t got time for no clone drama—I still got beef with the Original.
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SIDE SCENE – THE CLONE VAULT REVEALED
Cut to: A secret government facility underground.
We see tubes with:
Fake Kanye twitching and yelling “Skibidi bop!”
Two Cardi Bs fighting over a mic
A Beyoncé clone breakdancing in a nun outfit
A Steve Harvey duplicate trying to sell suits to aliens
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BACK TO DINNER – A MOMENT OF HEALING
ANT:
Whether real or cloned, what we all need is soul alignment.
Truth > Trends.
Love > Likes.
Healing > Hustle.
TARAJI (wiping a tear):
Sis… you’re preaching with power.
MO’NIQUE:
I feel like I just got a spiritual wax. The trauma’s GONE!
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SURPRISE ARRIVAL – THE SPIRITUAL SNITCH
JASON LEE barges in mid-meal, mic in hand.
JASON:
Y’all ain’t gonna believe this but I got receipts that Nick Cannon’s cloning himself to create a 14th TV show and more kids simultaneously.
ANT (smirks):
Let him try.
I got a baby blessing bowl right here that cancels all drama-babies created by ego and sperm frenzy.
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ENDING SCENE – THE SACRED TOAST
Everyone raises their glasses—filled with detox lemonade, alkaline wine, and chlorophyll shots.
ANT (powerfully):
To breaking generational curses…
To owning our truth…
To walking in purpose without permission.
ALL:
Reality. Done. Did it. AGAIN!
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