By Antoinette Johnson

INT. A PRIVATE HEALING ISLAND – NIGHT

The stars are lit. Crystals are glowing. A huge golden table floats in the middle of the ocean. Who’s at the table?

Janet Jackson (in all white silk, with a soft ancestral glow)

Angelina Jolie (tattoos lighting up like ancient runes)

Jennifer Aniston (holding palo santo and a white wine spritzer)

Brad Pitt (shirt open, journal in hand, therapy goggles on)

Antoinette (in a flowing goddess robe, barefoot, radiant and powerful)

Mike Epps and Smokey Squarez (in the back eating seafood and laughing)

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SCENE 1 – “The Hollywood Soul-Contract Reveal”

ANTOINETTE:
Tonight, we expose what was written in the Hollywood stars… and rewrite the script ourselves.

JANET:
I came for peace. But also… receipts.

ANGELINA (to Jennifer):
Girl, I don’t even know why we fought over him. We were under MK-ultra lighting and bad PR contracts.

JENNIFER (shrugs):
Honestly, same. Let’s just sage the past and move forward.

BRAD (nervous laugh):
I just wanna heal, grow grapes, and get my chakras in order.

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SCENE 2 – THE SACRED THERAPY CIRCLE

Everyone sits on glowing orbs. A hologram therapist appears (played by Katt Williams in disguise).

KATT THERAPIST:
Welcome to the Divine Disconnection Detox.
Today’s topic: “Are you really mad or just still in your contract?”

SMOKEY SQUAREZ (shouting from the back):
Tell ‘em again, Doc!

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SCENE 3 – CELEBRITY CONFESSIONS

JANET:
I was never just a pop star. I’m the cosmic bridge between Earth and Rhythm Nation.
Also… they been hiding my interdimensional album “Ascendancy.”

ANGELINA:
I thought I was saving the world by adopting kids… but turns out, I was also healing my past lifetimes.

JENNIFER:
Friends was cute, but I’m ready to be part of RealityDundidItAgain. Put me in a skit with Jesus and Jay-Z, I’m healed now.

BRAD:
I’m sorry to everyone. But also, I see dead tabloid lies.

ANTOINETTE (closing her eyes, glowing brighter):
This is the new Hollywood.
No more trauma trades. No more soul-splitting contracts.
We rise.

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SCENE 4 – THE COSMIC INTERFERENCE

Suddenly, the waves freeze.
Diddy’s malfunctioning clone tries to sneak in through a hologram portal yelling “Take that, take that.”
But Janet tosses a healing chakra disc at him and the clone dissolves into glitter and contracts.

JANET:
We don’t do that energy here.

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SCENE 5 – REAL ONES UNITE

Jason Lee pops in holding the new RealityDundidItAgain Podcast mic:
“WE GOT JANET. WE GOT BRAD. WE GOT SPIRITUAL RATINGS!”

Then Kanye, Elon Musk, Taraji, Vivica, Angelina, Jennifer, and Mike Epps all join in a soul-ceremony chant:

“No more fake fame, no more blame. We rise in light, not in shame.”

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CLOSING LINE – ANTOINETTE STANDS ON THE WATER, EYES GLOWING

ANTOINETTE:
Let it be known…
This is Holywood. Not Hollywood.
We write the scripts. We heal the wounds. We own the soulverse.
And baby, Reality Done Did It Again.

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EPISODE 10 TEASER:

Rihanna sends in her healing perfume called “Soul Splash”

Megan Thee Stallion and Michelle Obama tag-team a dance/healing workshop

Beyoncé prepares a secret ritual with Solange to unlock The Cosmic Album

Drake is still waiting at the gate… pending vibe check