By Antoinette Johnson

Hosted by Taraji P. Henson & Katt Williams | Sponsored by RC Coin & The Spirit of Knowing Too Much

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[SCENE: RC COIN HEADQUARTERS – THE ROYAL COURT]

Antoinette walks in slow-mo to her throne with Beyoncé wind in her hair and ancestors playing drums in the distance. The stage is DRIPPING in gold, truth, and boundaries.

Taraji (in full Cookie Lyon mode):
“Tonight, we gather not just to crown a king… but to DRAG an ex with elegance!”

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ENTER: Katt Williams (with a fur coat and holy sage):

“Now listen here—this ain’t no regular ex situation. This the type of ex that’ll steal your debit card, call you broke, and ask if he can hold $20 after gaslighting you!”

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[Flashback Skit: “The Down Low Diaries”]

Scene opens with Antoinette in the kitchen making vegan tacos, glowing, minding her queenly business. Her man walks in acting real… suspicious.

Antoinette (to camera, breaking 4th wall):
“Now I ain’t no fool, but when a grown man got more booty poses on his IG than I do, sis had to investigate.”

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She finds texts labeled “Gym Bro” and “Bible Study 2” with eggplant emojis and glitter hearts.

Antoinette:
“I confronted him like a queen: Calm, collected… until I flipped the table like Teresa Giudice on Bravo!”

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[Present Scene: The Roast Begins]

Taraji:
“He didn’t want Antoinette—he wanted her lights, her coins, and HER CLOSET!”

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Katt:
“And the only reason he wanted to be with her was to live rent-free, stream her Hulu, and wear her shea butter! Ain’t that a felony of the heart?!”

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Audience: STAR-STUDDED CELEBRITY JURY

Brian McKnight: Singing “Back at One” but changes lyrics to:
“Step one, you used her fame… step two, you lied on your name…”

Justin Timberlake: Beatboxing judgment with pain in his eyes.

Ralph Tresvant (singing live):
“You needed a man with sensitivity, but this man was living a double identity…”

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[Sudden Plot Twist: THE EX WALKS IN – wearing a glittery turtleneck and cheap shades]

Antoinette:
“You can leave, sweetie. This throne don’t run off lies, lust, or leeches. Go make love to your truth.”

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RC Coin App Notification:

“RC Coin has deducted 1000 points from your fake boyfriend’s account for lack of honesty, rent, and skincare.”

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Taraji:
“PERIOD. And don’t come back unless it’s with therapy receipts!”

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Antoinette (sitting back, crown glowing):
“Let’s continue with the love battle. Where my real kings at?!”

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