By Antoinette Johnson

“The Throne Ain’t Lonely… Just Selective”
(RC COIN presents: The Battle for the RC Queen’s Heart)

[INT. GILDED LOVE ARENA – THRONE ROOM – VELVET, GOLD, DIAMONDS, SPIRITUAL PROTECTION CANDLES EVERYWHERE]

Spotlight hits ANTOINETTE on a divine throne, sipping passionfruit juice, draped in royal crystals. Her crown glows every time someone tells the truth. Her ancestors watching like judges on The Voice.

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INTRODUCER (FUNK FLEX – WITH SOUND EFFECTS):

“Tonight, we got the hottest heartthrobs from every dimension battlin’ for the baddest Queen in the game. You ready? DROP THAT RC COIN BEAT!”

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ROUND 1: SING FOR YOUR SPOT!

RALPH TRESVANT (with rose petals falling from above):
“You need a man with sensitivity… a man like me…”

Antoinette looks over her glasses like: “You had me at ‘sen-si-tivi-ty.’”

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BRIAN McKNIGHT (pulls out a velvet mic from his suit):
“One… you’re like a dream come true… Two… just wanna be with you…”

ANTOINETTE (aside):
“Okay Brian, but how many steps is it really if you ghost me after 9?”

CLARENCE WILLIAMS III (ghostly judge voice):
“Subtract the weak, Queen. Subtract the weak…”

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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (doing dramatic choreography):
“Cry me a riverrrr…”

LARENZ TATE (cutting in from side stage):
“Boy if you don’t moonwalk off the carpet with that ex energy…”

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ROUND 2: LOVE WARS (FIGHT FOR THE CROWN)

JASON STATHAM (in slow motion, catching RC Coin tokens thrown at him):
“I came here to win her heart, or die tryin’. Also… I brought crumpets.”

IDRIS ELBA (with a Shakespearean scroll):
“Thou art the jewel of my cosmos. Choose me, my Nubian flame. I shall protect your kingdom and charge your crystals every new moon.”

FLAVOR FLAV (ringing a bell):
“This man just said ‘cosmos’ AND ‘crystals’? Yeah boiiii we got a finalist!”

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SURPRISE TWIST: CHRIS BROWN JUMPS IN

He moonwalks across a beam of light, sings a remix:

“These other dudes got the nerves… but I got the verbs… Let me love you in a paragraph.”

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GRAND FINALE: ANTOINETTE SPEAKS

Antoinette rises. The ancestors stand. Lightning sparkles. She lifts a golden RC Coin and the men bow… except Justin who tries to twerk but slips.

ANTOINETTE:
“All of y’all are cute. Some of y’all got vocals. Some of y’all got accents. But I need more than a moment—I need a mission. If your love don’t build communities and fuel dreams like RC Coin, baby… it’s a ‘no’ for me.”

RALPH (cry-singing):
“…a man like meeeeee—”

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TAGLINE (VO by Morgan Freeman):

“Don’t just fight for the Queen… be worthy of her. RC Coin: Love with value.”

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