By Antoinette Johnson

Created by Antoinette Johnson – RealityDundidItAgain presents: Soulmate Casting 101

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SCENE 1: THE POETRY LOUNGE – RC COIN LOVE ARENA

[Dim lights. Incense burning. Smooth jazz playing. Antoinette steps on stage in all-white glowing aura, RC Coin floating behind her like a halo.]

ANTOINETTE (to audience)
“Tonight, I dedicate this to all the married men who flirt but can’t commit.
This ain’t Tinder—this is Divine Order.
And yes, Larenz Tate, I see you blushing in the corner.”

[Larenz slowly raises his hand, sipping RC tea, looking like Love Jones himself.]

LARENZ TATE
“Antoinette, I ain’t never had a crush hit me this hard since Nina’s curls.
But I’m a married man, queen… respectfully.”

ANTOINETTE (smiling)
“And that’s why you’re going straight in my Pocket of Platonic Assignments.
Where fine married men go to write poetry, carry boxes, and help build empires… with boundaries!”

[Crowd goes wild. A gospel choir hits a harmony out of nowhere: “Boundariesssssss!”]

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SCENE 2: THE LOVE CONTEST BEGINS – HOSTED BY Keke Palmer & Lil Duval

[Game show stage. Glitter. Holograms. Antoinette on a throne.]

KEKE PALMER
“Welcome to ‘WHO WANNA BE AN ANTOINETTE-ONAIRE?’
Where only the spiritually employed apply!”

LIL DUVAL
“If you ain’t got compassion, a vision, and RC Coin—
Baby, you already disqualified.”

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CONTESTANTS:

1. Brother “I Meditate But Still Text My Ex” – Booted on sight.

2. Crypto Pastor who speaks in Bitcoin tongues – Makes it to Round 2.

3. Fine alien from the Andromeda Galaxy who sings like Tank – Pause the whole show.

ANTOINETTE
“Wait… you glow, meditate, AND respect women?
Sir, you might be the one!”

LARENZ TATE (from the spiritual side camera)
“Antoinette, even though I can’t win this, just know…
you showed me what unconditional love looks like without expectation.
You’re a blessing, queen.”

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SCENE 3: CLOSING MOMENT – DIVINE MIC DROP

ANTOINETTE (to audience)
“My soulmate isn’t just someone who desires me,
it’s someone who aligns with me.
Until then, I’ll laugh, build, and love myself deeper.
Oh—and yes, I’m still giving out free WiFi with RC Coin…
but only if your heart’s connected.”

[Dove flies across the screen. Larenz claps with tears in his eyes. The fine alien blows her a kiss.]

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TEXT ON SCREEN:

RC COIN presents:
“LOVE JONES: THE POCKET ASSIGNMENT”
Starring: Antoinette Johnson, Larenz Tate, Spiritual Boundaries, and one lucky alien
#RealityDundidItAgain #LoveJones2.0
#UnconditionalNotUnavailable #SoulmateAuditionsNowOpen