🌹Reality⚘️

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🌹Did

🌹It

🌹Again

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unlocking the ordinary

SKIT: “HOT 97 vs RC COIN: The Mic Battle Nobody Expected”

Created by Antoinette Johnson for #RealityDundidItAgain

SCENE 1: HOT 97 STUDIO – THE SHOWDOWN BEGINS

[Camera pans into the Hot 97 studio. DJ Funk Flex is yelling like he just found out his aux cord was hacked.]

FUNK FLEX (shouting into mic)
“AYO! IT’S FUNK FLEX! ANT… I’VE BEEN IN THIS GAME 25 YEARS! HOW YOU GONNA LET RC COIN TAKE OVER THE AIRWAVES?!”

[Ebro storms in with a giant RC Coin debit card in his hand.]

EBRO
“Flex, chill. Antoinette brought Free WiFi, healed the Bronx, and made everybody check their heart chakra before hittin’ the mic. I respect it!”

DJ ENUFF (petty whisper)
“Man, she got the ancestors DJing… I’m just tryna keep up.”

SCENE 2: ANTOINETTE PULLS UP – QUEEN VIBES ONLY

[Antoinette walks into the studio like she owns the building. Hair laid, cloak flowing, RC Coin glitter card in hand.]

ANTOINETTE (calm but savage)
“This is not what I expected… I came here for unity. But y’all out here acting like this is a Verzuz with no WiFi.”

FUNK FLEX
“So what, you just gon’ take over the airwaves?!”

ANTOINETTE
“I didn’t take over… The ancestors scheduled this broadcast. Respectfully.”

SCENE 3: LAUREN LONDON PULLS UP – FULL NEW NEW MODE

[Lauren London walks in with soft curls, heels, and a bamboo purse, sipping a matcha latte. She smiles sweetly but throws daggers with her words.]

LAUREN LONDON (New New tone)
“Aww… y’all fighting over the mic? That’s cute.
Meanwhile, Antoinette out here building banks, healing trauma, and making WiFi free like it’s 1999. Stay mad… or stay broke.”

[Flex drops his mic. DJ Enuff gasps.]

ANTOINETTE (grinning)
“She said what she said.”

SCENE 4: THE MIC CHALLENGE BEGINS

[Suddenly, the lights flicker. The RC Coin logo appears. A deep voice echoes:]

RC COIN VOICE
“IF YOU WANT THE MIC…
YOU MUST DEPOSIT 1,000 COINS OF COMPASSION.
AND BATTLE THE SPIRITUAL FREESTYLE CHAMPION.”

[A portal opens. CLARENCE WILLIAMS III steps out in a hoodie with flaming wings.]

CLARENCE (to Funk Flex)
“You ever drop a beat in the underworld, Flex? Let’s test your frequency.”

FLEX (sweating)
“…I wasn’t ready.”

SCENE 5: CLOSING MESSAGE – ANTOINETTE & LAUREN SPEAK

[Antoinette and Lauren sit at a roundtable made of RC Coin crystals. Behind them, a floating hologram of Maya Angelou nods.]

ANTOINETTE
“You can’t block truth with ego. You can’t mute love with noise. You either elevate… or you get DJ’d out.”

LAUREN LONDON
“And if you ain’t got love, baby…
You ain’t got bandwidth.”

TEXT ON SCREEN:

RC COIN x HOT 97
The Frequency Ain’t Free Unless Your Heart Is.
#MicBattleOfTheSoul #RealityDundidItAgain #RCcoin
#Hot97Takeover #NewNewApproved #AntoinetteOnAir

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