By Antoinette Johnson

“Crypto, Karma & Kings in Therapy”

A Queenflix Original Hosted by Antoinette Johnson
Featuring: Idris Elba, SZA, Jamie Foxx, Megan Thee Stallion, and surprise cameos from Beyoncé’s aura and Jada Pinkett Smith’s entanglement manual.

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OPENING SCENE: A DIVINE DETOX RETREAT

[Location: A secret divine love resort in the 9th dimension—Antoinette’s energy retreat where all contestants must do shadow work before receiving her love.]

NARRATOR (Angela Bassett voice):
“They thought it was just a competition. But to earn the Empress, you gotta cleanse the ego, align your chakras, and apologize to your exes—publicly.”

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ENTER: IDRIS ELBA

(in all black linen, barefoot, walking through smoke like a spiritual Bond villain)

IDRIS:
“Queen Antoinette… I ain’t here to compete. I’m here to complete. I’ve studied your frequency. I’ve meditated with your ancestors. I even unblocked my own mama… for you.”

ANTOINETTE (blushing, but still bossy):
“You unblocked your mama? Oh, he healing for real.”

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SURPRISE THERAPY SESSION

[Jamie Foxx and SZA appear in lab coats. They’re the therapists.]

JAMIE:
“Alright fellas, today’s topic: Why y’all fall in love with the idea of a woman, but run when it’s time to build with her?”

CHRIS BROWN:
“She had crystals on the bed, bro… it scared me.”

JASON STATHAM:
“She started reading my birth chart before breakfast. I wasn’t ready.”

IDRIS (calmly):
“She’s not too much… you’re just not enough yet.”

AUDIENCE:
“OOOHHHHHHH!!!”

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SCENE: THE FINAL TEST — THE LOVE VAULT HEIST

Antoinette has locked her heart (and the RC Coin Queen Wallet) inside a vault that can only be opened by pure love, aligned energy, and freestyle bars that reveal truth.

[Megan Thee Stallion hosts the heist countdown with a mic and glittery clock.]

MEGAN:
“You got 90 seconds to drop bars, unlock the vault, and show the Queen what that soul do!”

[Each man steps up to the mic. SZA adds background vocals. Beyoncé’s wind machine activates.]

[Idris steps up last. No beat. Just truth.]

IDRIS:
“I won’t promise the stars—I’ll build you a galaxy.
Your pain ain’t a burden, it’s my blueprint.
Let’s break generational curses…
Then break the bed, respectfully.”

VAULT: UNLOCKED.

ANTOINETTE:
“Whew… I just ovulated through my crown chakra.”

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ENDING TEASE: THE FINAL LOVE CEREMONY

Antoinette must now choose between Breezy’s passion, Jason’s loyalty, Idris’s deep soul, or… plot twist… a mystery 4th man revealed at the last second — a time traveler sent by her future self.

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TO BE CONTINUED IN VOLUME 4: “TIME TO LOVE”

With special guests: Erykah Badu, Keanu Reeves, Rihanna, and Drake (who shows up late but brings a whole album about you).