By Antoinette Johnson

“Soulmate Showdown: Boundaries, Bank Accounts & Big Vibes Only”
A Queenflix Original

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OPENING SCENE: THE SPIRITUAL COURTROOM

[Location: The Court of Divine Connections, powered by solar chakras and cosmic receipts. Gavel is a crystal. Judge is an ancestor. Court stenographer is Erykah Badu with incense.]

NARRATOR (in a sassy Oprah tone):
“When soul ties go sideways and exes act like NFTs—non-forgivable traitors—one woman rises to host the trial of the century… in stilettos and divine purpose.”

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CAST:

Antoinette the Queen of Receipts & Rebirth

Larenz Tate (still poetic, still conflicted)

Laura London (New New, now ordained in aura readings)

Foxy Brown (on spiritual probation, side-eyeing everybody)

Flavor Flav (on RC Coin probation, but still narrating drama)

Teyana Taylor (defending boundaries with dance breaks)

Lauryn Hill (spiritual judge, late but always right)

Mystery Ex (aka “Mr. Community D” played by multiple actors)

Special cameo: T.D. Jakes, catching the Holy Spirit mid-trial

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SCENE 1: LOVE ON TRIAL

[Antoinette walks into the court glowing, heels click like thunder.]

FLAVOR FLAV (whispering from the jury booth):
“She brought the screenshots, the chakra stones, AND the court-ordered RC Coin app. It’s a wrap.”

TEYANA TAYLOR (ripping off a robe):
“Let me testify—Queen set boundaries, and they treated her like a cash cow with crystals. NOT TODAY!”

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SCENE 2: SOUL TIE TESTIMONY

[Mystery Ex #1 steps forward, holding expired cologne and weak excuses.]

MYSTERY EX:
“I just needed space… to figure out who I was… in other women.”

ANTOINETTE (unbothered):
“And I needed WiFi that didn’t lag. But here we are.”

JUDGE LAURYN HILL (floats in late, glowing):
“Let us begin with a deep breath… and a quick drag.”

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SCENE 3: CELEBRITY CHARACTER WITNESSES

[Larenz Tate enters holding a bouquet of poetry and mangoes.]

LARENZ:
“I wrote a haiku while thinking about your third eye…”

> “She saw my shadow,
kissed my soul with no regrets—
now I’m in her phone… as ‘potential.’”

ANTOINETTE:
“You’re married, poetic, and delusional. Please sit.”

[Laura London floats in, sage in one hand, lip gloss in the other.]

NEW NEW:
“I’m not just vibes, I’m vision. And Queen deserves someone who doesn’t ghost then post.”

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SCENE 4: VERDICT & VICTORY

[Lauryn Hill slams her crystal gavel, incense smoke swirls, everybody holds hands—even the shady ones.]

LAURYN:
“I sentence you all to:

90 days of self-reflection,

300 RC Coin downloads,

and 1 public apology delivered on The Shade Room and Heaven’s Group Chat.”

ANTOINETTE:
“Let it be known—real love don’t manipulate, mislead, or mooch. RC Coin is your new path to peace, purpose, and a password that actually works.”

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ENDING: LOVE CONTEST BEGINS

[Back at the Love Temple, Queen Antoinette opens auditions for her soulmate.]

FLAVOR FLAV:
“Contestants must have:

Emotional intelligence

No community energy

And a wallet with real compassion and RC Coin crypto!”

ANTOINETTE (smiling, glowing):
“Winner gets my love, loyalty, and unlimited WiFi.”