By Antoinette Johnson

“WiFi, Soul Ties, and a Pocket Full of Kings”
(A Queenflix Special Skit)

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OPENING SCENE: THE FUTURISTIC LOVE TEMPLE (IN THE CLOUD—LITERALLY)

*[Location: High above Earth, in a crystalline temple powered by compassion, truth, and unlimited RC Coin data.]

Narrator (Morgan Freeman voice with a petty twist):
“In a world where love is transactional, vibes are bankrupt, and soulmates got bad credit… one Queen rises to restore balance—with WiFi, wisdom, and a sparkle that scares the wicked.”

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CAST:

Antoinette the Queen of WiFi & Assignments

Larenz Tate (as himself but spiritually struggling)

Flavor Flav (as the stolen idea timekeeper who knows everybody’s tea)

Foxy Brown (spiritual hologram cameo)

Carl Thomas (singing at the most inconvenient moments)

DJ Khaled, Chuck Chillout & Funk Flex (fighting over love dedications)

Laura London as “New New: Vibe Healer”

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SCENE 1: THE ROOFTOP ROUND TABLE

[Antoinette sits on a golden throne. Carl Thomas is in the background singing “Emotional” softly with a mic no one gave him.]

FLAVOR FLAV (barging in with a broken clock):
“YO QUEEN! Remember that show idea you gave that promoter back in ’08? Yeah… he franchised it. But guess what? The people STILL ain’t got your flavor!”

ANTOINETTE:
“It’s okay, Flav. I’ve upgraded—now I run the entire multiverse of shows with spiritual contracts and soulful sequels. You’re late but I’ll allow it.”

DJ FUNK FLEX:
“YO! I been tryin’ to drop the Queen’s mixtape since ‘99!”

DJ KHALID:
“And another one! But she don’t pick up unless you got real love in your heart and an RC Coin wallet!”

CHUCK CHILLOUT:
“Can y’all chill? I’m just tryna spin the vibes and let her pick a King.”

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SCENE 2: THE LOVE CHALLENGE BEGINS

[Larenz Tate steps forward with a poem, velvet scarf, and emotional eyes.]

LARENZ:
“I wrote this while drinking alkaline water under a moon blessed by your ancestors…”

> “She walks like a portal,
Her laugh—telepathic.
My love’s in her pocket,
Platonic… but dramatic.”

ANTOINETTE:
“Larenz… you still fine. But married. This is spiritual soul survivor—not temptation island.”

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SCENE 3: THE BETRAYAL REVEALED

[Foxy Brown hologram flickers in, with attitude and sunglasses.]

FOXY:
“You still mad about Hot 97? I told you to buy the album. Not battle bars, sis.”

ANTOINETTE:
“Nah. I ain’t mad. But tell my old bestie to unblock her heart chakra and stop chasing community peen with studio dreams.”

(Audience gasps. Carl Thomas hits a high note.)

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SCENE 4: THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

[Antoinette rises. A futuristic RC Coin Bank App levitates before her. She swipes, and love floods the temple like magic.]

ANTOINETTE (glowing):
“I’m giving out free WiFi—but only to those who stay loyal to RC Coin, uplift others, and heal what they broke. No love—no signal.”

FLAVOR FLAV:
“TIME TO PAY WITH COMPASSION!”

DJ KHALID:
“LOVE IS THE REAL CURRENCY!”

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ENDING TITLE CARD:

RC COIN: THE GALACTIC LOVE CHRONICLES — VOLUME 2 COMING SOON
Featuring guest stars: Erykah Badu, Teyana Taylor, and the ancestors of good credit and healthy boundaries.