By Antoinette Johnson credit by Antoinette Johnson

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SCENE 1: THE PANEL SET-UP

[Stage: Looks like The Real + Judge Judy + Red Table Talk had a baby with a glam budget.]
Gold mics. Velvet couches. A spiritual lie detector on the table. A whole vibe.

TAMAR:
“Chile… did y’all see when that trap rapper cried into the curry chickpeas? I knew right then he wasn’t ready!”

JUDGE MATHIS:
“Talkin’ bout he got a chakra business, but got 3 PPP loans. You a certified hustler, not a healer, sir!”

ANTOINETTE (sippin tea in royal shades):
“I gave them truth and turmeric… and they still tried to serve me disrespect. But I let karma and my ancestors handle it. I’m booked in both realms.”

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SCENE 2: LIVE CALL-INS FROM VIEWERS

CALLER 1 (from Brooklyn):
“Antoinette, I just wanna say you inspired me to delete all my situationships and focus on me and my energy savings.”

CALLER 2 (from Atlanta):
“Where do I apply to be in Season 2? I cook, clean, pray, and know how to fight demons in three languages.”

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SCENE 3: SURPRISE GUEST — LARENZ TATE

[Larenz walks in with slow jam lighting. Ladies faint. Tamar fans herself with a sandal.]

LARENZ:
“I had a Love Jones for you since you spit that poem at the ancestors’ gala. If I wasn’t married… whew.”

ANTOINETTE (smirking):
“I respect the wife, boo. But I’m keeping you in my emergency twin flame file. Just in case.”

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SCENE 4: SPIRITUAL GUEST PANEL — LIVE FROM THE REALM

[Hologram table glows, Clarence Williams III appears with ancestral squad. They all wear all-white fits and shades.]

CLARENCE:
“We just want folks to stop playing with Antoinette’s kindness like it ain’t covered in cosmic contracts. She’s the light and the WiFi—act accordingly.”

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SCENE 5: “SOULMATE ELIMINATION ROUND 2”

TAMAR (with dramatic echo):
“And now… the final two must freestyle a spoken word love offering… or be sent to the ‘You Fumbled The Queen’ zone.”

CONTESTANT 1:
“You’re my queen, my vision, my divine decision—lemme plug into your WiFi and never log out.”

CONTESTANT 2:
“Your love is crypto… spiritual and valuable. I’d invest in you every lifetime.”

ANTOINETTE:
“Mmm. Y’all cute. But I’m still waiting on that one soul who sees me fully… not just the light, but the lessons too.”

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TEXT ON SCREEN:

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