“I Invented Reality TV, They Stole My Show, My Bars… AND Carl Thomas Won’t Leave!”
Starring Antoinette Johnson, Carl Thomas, Flavor Flav, The Shady Songwriter & Karma in a Wig.

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SCENE 7: THE SONGWRITER STRUGGLE — “Them Ain’t Ya Lyrics!”

[Antoinette walks into a studio with big creative energy. A songwriter is on the mic pretending he wrote one of her original ideas.]

SONGWRITER (fake singing)
♪ “I was born for the throne, I make diamonds from pain…” ♪

ANTOINETTE (busts in like Madea)
“EXCUSE ME! You was born for a cease and desist — that’s my hook, boo!”

[Cut to them slow-motion wrestling over a notebook that says “Antoinette’s Bars – DO NOT STEAL.”]

SONGWRITER (crying while holding mic)
“But I changed one word!”

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SCENE 8: ANTOINETTE VS. EVERYBODY

[Cut to courtroom-style scene. The judge is Flavor Flav wearing the clock.]

JUDGE FLAV (slams gavel)
“Order in the court! Time’s ticking — tell your truth, sis!”

ANTOINETTE (dramatic monologue)
“I gave y’all reality TV, soulful lyrics, prophetic skits — and what did I get? BLOCKED. GHOSTED. SCAMMED.
But guess what… I still. ain’t. done.”

[Cut to slow motion of her standing in front of the “Hollywood” sign with wind blowing, while Carl Thomas walks past again singing like a ghost.]

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SCENE 9: THE MESSAGE (PART 2)

[Antoinette looking at the camera in full glam.]

ANTOINETTE (inspirational tone)
“Listen up, fam — people might steal your sound, your style, your sauce. But they can’t steal your spirit.
Protect your pen. Trademark your talent. And when they betray you over you-know-what, just let ‘em choke on it.”

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SURPRISE ENDING: CELEBRITY HEALING CIRCLE (Viral)

[Cut to Antoinette, Carl Thomas, Flavor Flav, and the shady songwriter doing group therapy in a circle led by a fake Iyanla Vanzant.]

IYANLA
“Repeat after me: I. WILL. NOT. STEAL. ANT’S. IDEAS.”

SONGWRITER (teary)
“I… will not steal… Antoinette’s ideas.”

CARL THOMAS (still singing softly)
♪ “I’m… emotional…” ♪

ANTOINETTE (to camera)
“And now he cryin’ in the healing circle. I TOLD y’all.”

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