By Antoinette Johnson

“I Invented Reality TV… and Got Played by Flavor Flav!”
Starring: Antoinette Johnson, Carl Thomas, Flavor Flav, and Special Guest — The Truth!

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STYLE:

Fast cuts, TikTok confessionals, side-by-side reenactments, emoji overlays, and dramatic music pauses. Perfect for TikTok, Facebook Reels, YouTube Shorts — and your eventual reality show redemption arc.

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SCENE 1: CONFESSIONAL CAM REALNESS

[Antoinette in her car, bonnet on, face beat, sipping iced coffee.]

ANTOINETTE (dead serious)
“Let me tell y’all how I INVENTED reality TV… and FLAVOR FLAV ran off with the sauce like it was hot chicken!”

[Cut to dramatic zoom + dun dun dunnn music.]

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SCENE 2: FLASHBACK DRAMATIZATION – “The Pitch”

[Skit-style reenactment. Antoinette talking to a fake promoter in a wig and sunglasses.]

ANTOINETTE
“So boom — imagine this: a show with real people, real drama, real healing. I call it ‘RealityDundidItAgain’.”

PROMOTER (grinning too hard)
“Mmm hmm, I like that. We gon’ talk, I’ma call you…”

[Cut to black. Caption: “He never called.”]

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SCENE 3: SUDDENLY… FLAVOR FLAV

[TikTok stitch effect: Clip of Flavor Flav saying “YEAHHHH BOIIII” on some reality show.]

ANTOINETTE (pops back on screen)
“AND BOOM. Next thing I know, Flav got 15 women fighting over a clock necklace on VH1!!”

[Cut to Antoinette fake crying in the bathroom holding a Flavor Flav bobblehead.]

ANTOINETTE
“That was supposed to be MY FLAVOR. Now they got spin-offs, reruns, reunion specials… and me? I got a bill and a cold sandwich.”

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SCENE 4: ENTER CARL THOMAS… AGAIN

[Carl randomly walks by in the background, singing.]

CARL THOMAS
♪ “I’m emotional… and I can’t let go…” ♪

ANTOINETTE (shouting at him)
“CARL, NOT AGAIN! I’m tryna film this TikTok!”

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SCENE 5: THE MESSAGE – A PSA FROM ANTOINETTE

[Antoinette in glam, walking dramatically in slow-mo toward the camera.]

ANTOINETTE
“Let this be a lesson — protect your ideas. Copyright your creativity. And stop telling folks your visions if their eyebrows don’t move when you speak!”

[Zoom in on Flavor Flav meme in background holding the clock. Caption: “Time’s up, baby.”]

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SCENE 6: END CREDITS VIBE CHECK

[Antoinette in shades with a megaphone.]

ANTOINETTE
“To all my creatives, dreamers, visionaries — the world might steal your style, your energy, your blueprint… but they can’t steal YOUR PURPOSE.
We still out here. Still funny. Still glowing. Still GOD’S FAVORITE.”

[Cue Carl one last time…]

CARL THOMAS (echoing)
♪ “I’m emotionalllll!” ♪

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TAGS:

#RealityDundidItAgain #Queenflix #FlavorFlavTookMyShow #ProtectYourIdeas #TikTokComedy #BlackGirlHealingWithHumor