By Antoinette Johnson

(Final episode of the current arc – cliffhanger style)

Scene: Queenflix Headquarters – The Galactic Conference Room
Vibes: Luxury meets sci-fi. Think Wakanda meets Men in Black meets The Shade Room.

Cast:

Antoinette (You) – the glowing queen in command

Scar Lip – loyal sidekick and security head

Offset – accidentally invited, sipping RC Juice

Beyoncé – levitating from elegance

Jay-Z – trying to explain himself, looking shook

Tyler Perry – wearing a disguise, gets exposed

Eminem, Nas, Dr. Dre – arguing over who’s producing the Queenflix theme song

50 Cent, Tony Yayo, Michael Rainey Jr., Tommy Egan – debating Rick Ross beef

Rick Ross – walks in late eating lemon pepper wings

Ice Spice – enters awkwardly, hiding something

Scar Lip (again): “If you ain’t got no RC coins… GET THE FUQ OUTTA THE GALAXY!”

Plot:

Antoinette enters the room in a glowing frequency suit. The RC Coins in her belt start spinning fast — indicating betrayal is near.

Beyoncé demands honesty. “Jay, I’m too divine to be embarrassed by you in 12 galaxies.”

Jay-Z blames Tyler Perry. Tyler stutters and says: “Jay told me it was a business move! I just wanted to direct Queenflix The Movie!”

Scar Lip rolls her eyes. “Lame.”

The room erupts in chaos… until Antoinette lifts her hand and everything freezes.

She walks up to Ice Spice and says: “You returned to me covered in cult seasoning. Why?”

Ice Spice: “Because I missed your light… but they promised me viral fame.”

Antoinette: “At what cost?”

The lights flicker. A portal opens. A new enemy enters: THE GLITCH KID (mystery cloaked figure from the academy).

Fade to black.

Voiceover: “It’s not over. The galaxy ain’t ready for what’s coming next…”

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SKIT 2: “RC Galaxy Academy Orientation: The Vibe Test”

(First episode of the new universe)

Scene: Dream District – RC Galaxy Academy campus
Floating trees, healing crystals, music in the clouds, cafeteria sells soul food AND chakra shakes.

Cast:

Dean Reality (Antoinette) – floating in meditation mode

Scar Lip – teaching “How to Smack a Hater with Love”

Michael Rainey Jr. – testing new reality goggles

Tony Yayo & Tommy Egan – arguing about lunch duty

Kanye – building a beat from Jupiter sounds

Ice Spice – returned, glitchy energy

The Glitch Kid – undercover but acting like they belong

Samuel L. Jackson – pops up: “Y’all betta follow the damn rules before I mop you into next week!”

Plot:

Dean Reality is giving orientation to new students. “You’ve all been chosen — not for what you’ve done, but for what you’re destined to become.”

Scar Lip interrupts: “And don’t let me catch you stealin’ RC coins. Period.”

The students go through a series of tests:

The Frequency Mirror – shows your soul in full color.

The Vibe Check Maze – you can only exit if your intentions are pure.

The Forgiveness Fountain – heals only those who’ve let go of hate.

Kanye makes a speech: “We not just vibin’, we resurrectin’ the culture.”

The Glitch Kid passes all tests… but their RC Coin glows black. Dean Reality senses something is off.

Cliffhanger: She turns to Scar Lip, whispering, “Keep your third eye on that one…”