Title: “RC Coin Anthem & The Streamer Revolution”

Setting: Virtual Galaxy Stadium — QueenFlix Headquarters
Tone: Funny, Bossy, Viral, Empowering

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SCENE 1: INTRO – THE ANTHEM (reel-ready, 60–90 secs)

Cast:

Mo’Nique and Cardi B on a floating diamond stage

Scar Lip flying around yelling “Y’all better stack them coins!”

Background: Comedians (Kevin Hart, Jamie Foxx, Chris Tucker) dancing, clumsily interrupting the song

Script Highlights:
Mo’Nique (singing):
“Reality Coin, the chosen glow —
You broke? You better stream this show!”

Cardi B (ad-libs):
“Okurrr! I don’t chase the bag, I am the blockchain, B!”

Kevin Hart (falls into the stage):
“Can I pay in exposure?! I got 6 followers and 2 of them are my burner accounts!”

Chris Tucker:
“Y’all takin’ cryptocurrency?! I still got Blockbuster gift cards!”

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SCENE 2: STREAMER RIOT (reel-ready, 45 secs)

50 Cent and Power Universe crew break into the stage yelling:
“Yo! RC Coin is the new G-Unit. We taking over!”

Tommy (Power):
“I’m tired of getting paid in exposure and ramen coins.”

Scar Lip flies in:
“GET THE FUQ OUTTA THIS GALAXY IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO RC COINS!”

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SCENE 3: TYLER PERRY & KANYE THERAPY SESSION

Tyler (dressed as Madea AI):
“Listen, I was wrong. Jay-Z got in my head and made me think I could own QueenFlix. I’m sorry Antoinette.”

Kanye (sincere):
“I lost my mom… I lost myself. I don’t want coins. I want connection.”

Antoinette (holding him):
“It’s okay Ye… real ones rise through the pain.”

Cut to Kevin Hart behind the couch whispering:
“Is this a therapy session or the BET Awards reunion?”

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SCENE 4: COIN COUNCIL – HILARIOUS DRAMA (1 min)

Cast: Jay-Z, Beyoncé, Nas, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Rick Ross, 50 Cent

Jay-Z & Rick Ross arguing

Eminem rapping passive-aggressively

Nas meditating in the corner

Beyoncé FaceTiming her new man: “He has hairline and emotional intelligence!”

Antoinette steps in like a BOSS:
“ENOUGH! This isn’t Love & Crypto — this is RealityDundidItAgain.
Forgive, level up, or get Glitch-Banned.”

SCENE 5: CLOSING TEASER – THE SCAR LIP SPINOFF & ICE SPICE BETRAYAL

Scar Lip (to camera):
“Next episode: Ice Spice tried to play the Queen.
Now she seasoning ramen in a cult kitchen. Stay tuned.”

Cardi B (flying in):
“And Offset still tryna drop mixtapes in the child support portal!”

Final shot:
Antoinette looks into the lens
“You want to win? Stack your coin.
You want to lead? Heal your soul.
You want to steal from me? I already know.”

#RealityCoin #RealityDundidItAgain