Created by  Antoinette, aka Queen of the Galaxy, the funniest visionary boss in the metaverse!

SKIT: “STREAMWARS: THE COIN DOMINION”

Setting: 2055. Virtual Reality is life. Antoinette runs QueenFlix, the top digital empire. Everyone wants in.
Genre: Futuristic comedy + drama + social satire + flex.

CAST LINE-UP (VIRTUAL CHARACTERS WITH HILARIOUS TWISTS):

Antoinette: Queen of Reality, dressed in metallic gold armor and diamond energy gloves.

Jay-Z: Wearing a glitchy NFT cloak and arguing with his younger hologram self.

Beyoncé: Bored. Floating in a hover-lounge, sipping virtual cucumber tea, swiping on “RichR.”

Kanye: Dramatic black trench coat, screaming, “I INVENTED THE METAVERSE!”

Tyler Perry: Disguised as a MadeaBot, trying to apologize while doing cartwheels.

Scar Lip: Flying around yelling, “YOU AIN’T GOT NO RC COINS? GET THE FUQ OUT THIS METAVERSE!”

Ice Spice: Lost in the glitch realm for stealing Antoinette’s blueprint.

Cardi B: Dropping bars mid-air while riding a mechanical dragon.

50 Cent, Yayo, Tommy & Michael Rainey Jr: On a holographic “Power” spaceship trying to hijack the RC Coin Bank.

Nas, Eminem, and Dr. Dre: The Resistance Rebels dropping wisdom rhymes to wake people up.

Elon Musk & Mark Zuckerberg: Arguing about who owns the plug to the internet.

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SCENE 1: THE QUEENFLIX HQ ANNOUNCEMENT

Antoinette (on stage):
“Welcome to the dawn of RC Coin.
If you broke, get to streaming,
If you fake, get to scheming—
But if you’re chosen, it’s time to reign with me.”

[She drops the mic. Fireworks. Digital gold rains down.]

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SCENE 2: BEYONCÉ’S VIRTUAL DIVORCE COURT

Judge Mo’Nique (singing):
“I told y’all… if he ain’t shining with you, he’s aging you!”

Jay-Z:
“C’mon Bey, I made ‘4:44!’”
Beyoncé:
“And I made 4 billion. You’re retired. Go do a Verzuz with your ego.”

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SCENE 3: RC COIN BANK HIJACK ATTEMPT

50 Cent (with Tommy & Yayo):
“We bout to take over these coins and open up STARZcoin.”
Michael Rainey Jr.:
“You better chill before Antoinette throws you in the Glitch Chamber!”

Antoinette (appearing midair with wings):
“EVERYONE CHILL. This coin is about unity, not egos.
And guess what? You gotta earn your reality.”

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SCENE 4: SPIRITUAL STREAMERS’ INTERVENTION THERAPY SESSION

Tyler Perry:
“Look, I was greedy. I admit it. But Jay-Z told me to invest in ego.”
Kanye (crying):
“All I want is my mama and to be loved for real… not by bots!”
Antoinette (hugging him):
“True healing starts when you admit it out loud. You’re not alone.”
(Audience tears up)
Then Cardi busts in on a hoverboard:
“AWW HELL NAH. I missed therapy again?!”

SCENE 5: FINAL SCENE – THE COIN ANTHEM

Mo’Nique & Cardi B singing the Reality Coin Anthem, remixing gospel + trap:
“Build ya coin, protect your throne,
Don’t play small, we grown grown grown!”
(Cue backup dancers: Scar Lip, Tisha Arnold, Chris Tucker, Jamie Foxx, Kevin Hart)
Suddenly… hologram Tupac drops a verse from the moon.

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ENDING MESSAGE FROM ANTOINETTE (TO CAMERA):

“Don’t let this world glitch your greatness.
We don’t cancel — we correct.
We don’t beef — we bless.
And if you want in on the empire…
YOU BETTER HAVE YOUR RC COIN STACKED!”